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  • 24-11-2003 11:07am
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    Havelock
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    In an effort to improve French-American international relations the Americans invite Chirac for a state visit. Things don't go well, as everything the Americans show Chirac he claims France has better of. Until they get to the Oval Office and Bush pulls his trump card and shows Chirac a hot line to hell. Chirac doesn't believe Bush and makes a call and to his suprize talks to the devil for half and hour. Amazed at this Chirac asks Bush how much the calls cost, Bush replys the call was only 10cent. Impressesed Chirac orders a similar device to be installed in his office when he returns. The next day he makes a call of less than a minute to test the line, and when he gets the bill at the end of the month is shocked to see the call cost 1,000 euro! Furious he calls Bush, and Bush tells him thats the right price to call to Hell from France, so Chirac asks why it is so cheaper in America, Bush replys that in America its a local call.


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  • #2
    Ronika
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    its funny cos its ture


  • #3
    Töpher
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    :D







    Don't you hate pants?


  • #4
    gobby
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    hehe... thats quite good... :D


  • #5
    Merovingian
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    ha ha excellent

    "the land of the free"

    free to sell drugs
    free to murder people
    free to bomb everything


  • #6
    LoneGunM@n
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    I like :D


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  • #7
    quank
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    *claps*
    very good....


  • #8
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Originally posted by Havelock
    Impressesed Chirac orders a similar device to be installed in his office when he returns.

    The version I head was there were two phones on a table in the white house, Blue and Red. When the SOviet premiere picks up the red one he hears a voice say "Hello this is Satan" and then a Marine comes up asks him for the payment for the call .... when he gets back he demands and an Aide said "Oh yes we already them" and shows him them in a small room...

    PS. In the states local calls are free... whereas Heaven would be long-distance ... which would explain some of the foreign policy.


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