Paddy Declares war

Nolimits · 25-11-2003 12:59am #1

sorry if this has been posted before.

One day (pre gulf war 2) saddam hussaien is sitting at home when his phone rings. He
Next day paddy rings back up and says, yep just lettin ya know the war is still on we got some equipment. Whatpicks it up and a voce witha heavy accent says, is that saddam, he says yes. The man said, my name is paddy, im from cavan in ireland and im calling you up to declare war. Saddam says well thats very serious how big an army do you have. Well theres me, my cousin sean and the domineos team from the pub so thats eight all together. OK said saddam, do you know i have an army of over 1 million at my command. I'll call ya back says paddy.

The next day paddys calls up and says, yep the war is still on we got some equipment. What equipment did you get asked saddam, paddy said, we got two combine harvesters and three tractors, saddam says, dont you know i have 14,000 tanks and 20,000 personelle carriers. By the way my army as increased to one and a half million since we last spoke. Hold on says Paddy i'll ring you back.

The next day he calls bacl again and says, yeah just lettin ya know the war is still on. My cousin Seamas has a glider plane we managed to put a few guns in it and the war is on. Sadam says dont you know i have 3,000 state of the art fighter planes and each of my cities is guarded by laser guided surface to air missiles. My army has increased to 2 million since we last spoke. Hold on says Paddy i'll call you back.

The next day paddy calls back and says, yep bad news the war is off. Really says saddam thats too bad, how come? Paddy says.....well i had a word with the lads and there is no way we can feed 2 million prisoners.

Töpher · 25-11-2003 1:40am

the misssing parts in the first paragraph make it hard to follow

Rabies · 25-11-2003 9:44am

was that typd by a sevn year old.
Seems as if a section is missing. Not a great joke.

Gordon · 25-11-2003 10:09am

Originally posted by Rabies
was that typd by a sevn year old.
Seems as if a section is missing. Not a great joke.

haha!

The original joke was almost as funny!

vibe666 · 25-11-2003 10:31am

Originally posted by Nolimits
sorry if this has been posted before.

One day (pre gulf war 2) saddam hussaien is sitting at home when his phone rings. He picks it up and a voice with a heavy accent says, is that saddam, he says yes. The man said, my name is paddy, im from cavan in ireland and im calling you up to declare war. Saddam says well thats very serious, how big an army do you have. Well theres me, my cousin sean and the dominos team from the pub so thats eight all together. OK said saddam, do you know i have an army of over 1 million at my command.

I'll call ya back says paddy.

The next day paddys calls up and says, yep the war is still on we got some equipment. What equipment did you get asked saddam, paddy said, we got two combine harvesters and three tractors, saddam says, dont you know i have 14,000 tanks and 20,000 personelle carriers. By the way my army as increased to one and a half million since we last spoke. Hold on says Paddy i'll ring you back.

The next day he calls back again and says, yeah just lettin ya know the war is still on. My cousin Seamas has a glider plane we managed to put a few guns in it and the war is on. Sadam says dont you know i have 3,000 state of the art fighter planes and each of my cities is guarded by laser guided surface to air missiles. My army has increased to 2 million since we last spoke. Hold on says Paddy i'll call you back.

The next day paddy calls back and says, yep bad news the war is off. Really says saddam thats too bad, how come? Paddy says.....well i had a word with the lads and there is no way we can feed 2 million prisoners.

straighened it out on behalf of the original poster. for some reason it's not any funnier though :rolleyes:

spooiirt!! · 25-11-2003 10:34am

the punchline is crap but the main part of the joke is funny.
i like the imagery of some farmers putting guns on a glider plane, very funny.

p.s. ive been at war with andorra for about two years now.
so far ive gotten no replies.

Nolimits · 25-11-2003 12:22pm

i'd like to apologise, i accidently deleated part of the first paragraph, i thought i had put it back in right but i was tired and i didnt re-read it.

sorry.