north/southside maths exam

angelofdeath · 26-11-2003 4:27pm #1

Northside Leaving Certificate Mathematics
for secondary schools in the North side of Dublin.

Name __________________________________
Nickname __________________________________
Gang Name __________________________________
Parents 1. ________________________________
2. _________________________________
3. _______________________________
4. ______________________________
5. _______________________________

1. Deco has 0.5 Kilos of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Vinno for 300 quid and 90 grammes to Tomo for 90 quid a gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

2. Anto pimps 3 brassers. If the price is 40 quid a royde, how many roydes per day must each brasser perform to support Vinno's 500 quid a day crack habit?

3. Whacker wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought for 7,000 quid. To make a 20% profit, how many grammes of strychnine will he need?

4. Christy gets 6 years for murder. He also got 350,000 for the hit. If his common law wife spends 33,100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out? Extra credit bonus: How much more time will Christy get for killing the slapper that spent his money?

5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square meters and the average letter is 1 square meter, how many letters can be sprayed with eight fluid ounce cans of spray paint with 20% extra paint free?

6. Liamo steals Eamo's skateboard. As Liamo skates away at a speed of 35mph, Eamo loads his brother's armalite. If it takes Eamo 20 seconds to load the gun, how far will Liamo have travelled when he gets whacked?

Southside Leaving Certificate Mathematics
for secondary schools in the South side of Dublin.

Name____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
(if longer, please continue on separate sheet)

School _____________________________________________

Daddy's Company ___________________________________

1. Julian smashes up the old man's car, causing x amount of damage and killing three people. The old man asks his local TD to intervene in the court system, then forges his insurance claim and receives a payment of y. The difference between x and y is three times the life insurance settlement for the three dead people. What kind of car is Julian driving now?

2. Chloe's personal shopper decides to substitute generic and own-brand products for the designer goods favoured by her employer. In the course of a month she saves the price of a return ticket to Fiji and Chloe doesn't even notice the difference. Is she thick or what?

3. Roly fancies the arse off a certain number of tarts, but he only has enough Rophynol left to render 33.3% unconscious. If he has 14 Rophynol, how is he going to shag the other two-thirds?

4. If Savannah throws up four times a day for a week she can fit a size 8 Versace. If she only throws up three times a day for two weeks, she has to make do with a size 10 Dolce et Gabbano. How much does liposuction cost?

5. Alexander is unsure about his sexuality. Three days a week he fancies women. On the other days he fancies men, ducks and vacuum cleaners. However he only has access to the hoover every third week. When does his Sunday Independent column start?