Larry and Jesus

Diddy Kong · 28-11-2003 12:36pm #1

Possibly the second day Jesus was on the cross, a great mass of his followers was summoned to the bottom of the hill to pay respects to their savior. But, the Roman army had been guarding the cross and keeping the Christian population under control.
When on the cross, Jesus spotted one of his beloved followers. He called to him, "Larry, come to me Larry I have words for you."
Being so lyal to his Lord, Larry decided he had to make it to speak to Jesus. He met the first guard, "My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ has summoned me, let me pass."
The first gurad replied, "f*ck off you annoying little p*ss," and with that he stabbed him the the stomach with a big fat knife.
Determined, Larry stumbled by. He met the second guard, "My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ has summoned me, let me pass."
The second guard replied, "My a*s you little c*cksucker, get your filthy a*s back with the other Christians," and he amputated his right arm with a broad sword.
Determined, Larry crawled by until he met a third guard, "My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ has summoned me, let me pass."
The thrid guard looked at Larry and spit on him as he said, "go eat a fat d*ck you stupid sh*t," and he jammed a spear through his back.
Holding on to the last shred of life, Larry squirmed up the hill to the bottom of the cross, "Jesus, my Lord and Savior, you have summoned me and i have answered your call. What is your biding?"
With that, Jesus said, "Hey Larry, I can see your house from up here.

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