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Another Bush joke

  • 28-11-2003 5:00pm
    #1
    Creature
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭


    Just though i'd share this with you all sorry if it's been posted before...





    George Bush met the Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the
    President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm
    thinking that it should be a Kingdom"

    The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have
    a King in charge - and you're not a King."

    George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?"

    To which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a
    Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush".

    Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"

    The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr Bush,
    but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an
    Emperor."

    Before George Bush could utter another word, the Queen said: "I think
    you're doing quite nicely as a Country".


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