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Chicken Soup book

  • 28-11-2003 10:42pm
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    Capt'n Midnight
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    This story was told several years ago by Jack Canfield, lecturer and co-author of the Chicken Soup books. It was supposed to be a true story.

    A young female arrived at a London hospital emergency ward complaining of stomach pains. She was quite a punker with a multicolored spiked hairdo, several tattoos and pierced body parts. The doctor diagnosed her problem as acute appendicitis and announced that they would need to operate immediately. When the nurses took her away to prep her for the operation they discovered that her pubic hair was dyed green and a tattoo on her stomach said "Keep Off The Grass!"

    After the operation the surgeon attached a note to her bandages that said "Sorry honey, but we had to mow the lawn!"


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