God created Ireland

Ronika

And God created Ireland........

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven God went missing for seven days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him. He enquired of God
"Where were you?" God breathed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds. Look son, look what I'm after making". Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said "What is it?"
God replied "It's another planet, but I'm after putting Life on it.
I've named it Earth and there's going to be a balance between everything on it.

For example, there's North America and South America. North America
is going to be rich and South America will be poor, and the narrow bit joining them will be a hot spot. Now look over here I've put a continent of whites in the North and
another one of blacks in the South."

Then the Archangel said "What's that green dot there?"

"Ahhh, that's the Emerald Isle," God said, "that's a very special place. That's going to be the most glorious spot on Earth, beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and exquisite coastline. These people here are going to be great craic and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be playwrights and poets, singers and songwriters And I'm going to give them his black liquid, which they're going to go mad on, and for which people will come from the far corners of the Earth to drink."

Michael the Archangel gasped in wonder and admiration, then seemingly startled, he said, "Hold on a second, what about BALANCE, you said there was going to be balance..?"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the **** I'm putting next door to them!"

Agent7249

lol nice

Diddy Kong

an oldie but a goodie

xern

i never get tired of hearing that one!

The_Goose

rofl excellent

quank

LOL, brill!

Big Ears

LOL ww)

MadsL

Deja feckin Vu

UnrealQueen

one of my favourite jokes:D

Töpher

never get fed up with it!

Pugsley

Posted far too many times

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

heh... stupid irish witht heir stupid racist jokes.... did you know the fighting between ireland and england ended over 80 years ago??!?!??????

SO GET FUC*KING OVER IT!!!

you dont see any racism against ireland if you were in england....

so whos the wan*kers now??

Ronika

AHH get a life its only a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

joseph brand

Joke has been posted too often, get a life you Piftic Winker. :mad:

angelofdeath

Originally posted by Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
heh... stupid irish witht heir stupid racist jokes.... did you know the fighting between ireland and england ended over 80 years ago??!?!??????

SO GET FUC*KING OVER IT!!!

you dont see any racism against ireland if you were in england....

so whos the wan*kers now??

its just a joke, dont take it so seriously, i think that after 700 odd years of english oppresion we can afford to joke about a bit:rolleyes:

BlitzKrieg

and its a joke u can apply to any 2 states that are annoyed at each other or ever were (Canada and america is one version England france, France Germany Portugal and spain) so its just cliched...

Tyrrial

Originally posted by Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
heh... stupid irish witht heir stupid racist jokes.... did you know the fighting between ireland and england ended over 80 years ago??!?!??????

SO GET FUC*KING OVER IT!!!

you dont see any racism against ireland if you were in england....

so whos the wan*kers now??

the english never can take jokes *:rolleyes:














*i'm only kidding

Unpossible

blitzkrieg that's the funniest sig ive ever seen

BlitzKrieg

*blushes*

angelofdeath

nazi scum *joking*:o

UnrealQueen

An irishman, englishman, blonde and redhead were on a train. The train went into a tunnel plunging the carriages into darkness. Everyone heard a sharp slap and when the light came back, the englishman had a red handprint across his cheek.

The Redhead thought: "One of the boys must have tried it on blondie and she's not having it."

The Blonde thought: "One of the boys must have tried it on the redhead and she's not having it."

The Englishman thought: "Paddy must have tried it on one of the women, and hit me instead of him."

The Irishman thought: "I can't wait til we go through another tunnel so i can wallop that english eejit again!"

noels little bu

brilliant joke Ronika, its a pity the English cant see the funny side of it.:D

BioHazRd

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe - banned for a week for that outburst. Read the charter folks, that type of stuff is not allowed.

Bio

Stark

That was a bit uncalled for. He might have overreacted, but he had a right to be offended. The joke was technically racist. There's a lot worse than him posting here.