the worlds smartest man????

Diddy Kong

hope this hasnt been here before

A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.

Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us," he announced. "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

"I'm the world's greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon. "This world needs great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.

"I'm the smarest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men, so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

At this point, the Pope began to speak. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."

"You don't have to stay here! The world's smartest man jumped out of the plane with my backpack."

Commissar

neoB

You don't have to stay here! The world's smartest man jumped out of the plane with my backpack."

What a tool! <--- what Commissar said.

The_Bullman

When I heard this jolk first it contained the following people

The pope, the pilot, a boyscout, the brain of britian

same idea, only at the punchline(after the pope stops speaking) the scout says something like: (I'm really bad at jolks)

It's ok you can have this parachute. The brain of britian jumped out using my rucksack

angelofdeath

no, no, now thats just bad:(

Dempsey

That joke was used by our college director at my conferring ceremony there last year.
A teacher, the pilot, a student, the scientist.:o were used

quank

MY GOD!
so many versions!

i originally heard the beckham one

hedgetrimmer

I find this bit funny...

"I'm the <b>smarest</b> man in the world," bragged Bill Gates"

joseph brand

Ohhh no.

Go AWAY!!!!:mad: :mad:

Typical joke from someone with no sense of humour, thinking they stumbled on a joke, . . .pathetic. :mad:

**Timbuk2**

Bad joke

I heard this first with Gerry Adams, the pope, a schoolboy and David Beckham

David jumped out with the schoolbag

:mad:

jhegarty

**Timbuk2** wrote:

Bad joke

I heard this first with Gerry Adams, the pope, a schoolboy and David Beckham

David jumped out with the schoolbag

:mad:

you sure ian paisley wasn't on that flight ?

Steoob

ya thats just stupid its supposed to be funny because the stupid person jumped out with the back back what a bad joke

phantom_lord

Very old.

:|

jhegarty wrote:

you sure ian paisley wasn't on that flight ?

see thats just wishful thinking

Diarmsquid

The_Bullman wrote:

When I heard this jolk first it contained the following people

The pope, the pilot, a boyscout, the brain of britian

same idea, only at the punchline(after the pope stops speaking) the scout says something like: (I'm really bad at jolks)

It's ok you can have this parachute. The brain of britian jumped out using my rucksack

Jolk?

no leaf clover

i heard it with george bush....guess who tok the rucksack...

Peace

no leaf clover wrote:

i heard it with george bush....guess who tok the rucksack...

Your ma?

no leaf clover

no although ur oul one did grab something of mine...