married men

gobby

Sorry if this has been posted before...

Two married blokes are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and
says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've
been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut
off the engine and coast into the garage I take my shoes off before I go into
the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in bathroom, I ease into bed and
my wife STILL wakes up and says "AND WHAT TIME TO DO YOU CALL THIS?".

His mate looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.
I screech into the driveway,slam the door, storm up the steps throw my shoes into
the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's butt and say, 'How about a
blow job?? '.....and she's always sound asleep".

Diddy Kong

thats a good one man....:D

Tyrrial

i like it!

Töpher

very good

quank

LOL
good good!:)

uberwolf

read it before but excellent all the same

angelofdeath

lmao excellent.., and true:)