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paddy joke

rocco · 2003-12-02 09:47:43

There's an Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman all talking about their teenage daughters. The Englishman says " I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day & I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smokes". The Scotsman says " That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the…

02-12-2003 10:47am

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rocco

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There's an Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman all talking about
their teenage daughters.
The Englishman says " I was cleaning my daughter's room the
other day & I found a packet of cigarettes.
I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smokes".
The Scotsman says " That's nothing. I was cleaning my
daughter's room the other day when I came across a half
full bottle of Vodka.
I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank."
With that the Irishman says "Both of you have got nothing
to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other
day when I found packet of condoms. I was really shocked.
I didn't even know she had a willy."

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#2 02-12-2003 5:21pm

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good for a giggle......

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#3 02-12-2003 5:58pm

Tyrrial

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umm.. old one

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#4 02-12-2003 7:22pm

quank

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heard a different version of it, but still good:)

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