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  • 02-12-2003 11:17am
    #1
    waffles
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    A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in North Tipp and,
    trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her
    class that she is a Tipp fan. She asks her students to raise their
    hands if they, too, are Tipp fans. Everyone in the class raises
    their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with
    surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because
    I'm not a Tipp fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked:
    "Well, if you're not a Tipp fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I'm a Clare
    fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her
    ears."Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Clare fan?" "Because my Mum and Dad
    are from Clare, and my mum is a Clare fan and my dad is a Clare fan,
    so I'm a Clare fan too!" "Well," said the teacher, in a obviously
    annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Clare fan. You don't have to
    be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a
    prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief, what would
    you be then?"


    "Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Limerick fan."


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