ali G joke

rocco · 02-12-2003 12:22pm #1

> > > >
> > > > Ali G's Sister is pregnant and has a car accident. She falls into a
> deep
> > > > coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she
is
> no
> > > > longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
> > > >
> > > > The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The
> babies
> > > > are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
> > > >
> > > > The woman thinks to herself, Oh no, not my brother... he is an
idiot!
> > > > Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well what's the girl's
> name?"
> > >
> > > >
> > > > "Denise," the doctor says.
> > > >
> > > > The new mother thinks, 'Wow, that's not a bad name! I guess I was
> wrong
> > > > about my brother. I like Denise!' Then she asks the doctor, "What's
> the
> > > > boy's name?"
> > > >
> > > > The doctor replies, "Denephew."