there ARE some funny nerds out there....

Obscure

NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED:
http://www.bash.org/?latest

Ob'

the Guru

WTF
and nerds are not funny

Commissar

Those are absolutely excellent.

AL][EN

Some of them are quite good!

Espically liked:

#183392 +(76)- [X]

* Solid_Snake has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
<+an1me> NO, THIS ISN'T HAPPENING, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!#!#
<@Master_Tang&gt; rofl

Lucutus

What the fúck is WTF?

Sleipnir

loved this one.

#23601 +(2566)- [X]

<mage> what should I give my sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

sweep_101

Some are excellant:)

Pugsley

<danamania> yay I fixed my laptops battery!
<danamania> it was so dead, nothing would charge it
<danamania> so I gave it the electronic equivalent of a kick in the head, by shorting the +/- terminals for 5 minutes
<gelfie> don't they have stickers on them that say they could explode or catch fire by doing that?
<danamania> yeah but it's ok, I took them off first.



<%Hamtaro> I tried to register the AIM name "Your mother"
<%Hamtaro> And got this
<%Hamtaro> Create a Screen Name
<%Hamtaro>
<%Hamtaro> Sorry, Your mother is already in use


rofl, gwan the nerds

uberwolf

That was excellent, brillant. :D:D:D
laughed so much

Stormfox1020

Wat tha hell was that all about? oh and wat is Winzip?

Sleipnir

Originally posted by Stormfox1020
wat is Winzip?

holy hell.

Töpher

some funny ones, some dire ones too!

AL][EN

Originally posted by Stormfox1020
Wat tha hell was that all about? oh and wat is Winzip?

You have to be at least a semi nerd or at least have a working knowledge of puter's to get these most of these jokes!

quank

LOL
some of those are pure genius!
that snake one rules lol

i wanna be a nerd when im older:)

parasite

#184504 +(10)- [X]

<MJL> The only thing that pisses me off is when someone randomly enters my room at night during happy time.
<MJL> It's like a mad scramble to look innocent
<MJL> And it's a lose lose situation
<MJL> Because it's obvious you're trying to cover it up
<MJL> But I guess it's better than staring at your mother with your penis hanging out and asking what's up.

yup.

Atreides

#1730 +(1682)- [X]

<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?

class

Tellox

<Bismarck>Ok.
<Bismarck>Over 50.000 people at the stadium watching the game.
<Bismarck>22 Players on the field
<Bismarck>2 referees,
<Bismarck>and the coaches sitting on the side of the field.
<Bismarck>So WHY did the ****ING BIRD have to **** on MY HEAD!?

The_Goose

<AL9000> I think it would be funny to bust up into somewhere wearing a trenchcoat and start shooting people with a brightly colored Super Soaker, and then after the intitial shock is over and people are laughing or getting pissed off, you pull out a real gun and start taking them down
<AL9000> But that's just me

Thats my fave, me is weird! lol

brilliant stuff!