Things to do at the Lord of the rings. **Spoilers**

Raz

I stole this from another bulletin board :eek::cool:
After 11 they are all original replies to the first post.

*******WARNING*********

Might contain some spoilers for those who haven't read the books. Continue
at your own risk

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell
loudly, "Wait... where in the world is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming:
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas
could have done it better."

3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone
says: "The Ring." (Heh, okay maybe this one isn't the best guys -
wcb)

4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went
to Hogwarts.

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr.
Anderson."

7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at
the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the
end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of
Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN
FOREST, RUN!"

12. Whip out the home made lembas bread that you snuck in.

13. After the movie is over, call everyone back to explain the parts of the book that weren't in the movie.

14. Bring a sign demanding "Best Supporting Actor" Oscar for the midget they put in the Gollum suit.

15. Stand outside the theater with a petition condemning this biased/racist view of a legitamate Orcish culture. Demand people sign.

16. Insist loudly that Frodo's name in the books was Bilbo and he was from someplace called "Middle Earth" not "the Shire!". Refuse to be corrected.

16(b). When Gandalf becomes White, insist loudly that he was grey in the book and that you are appalled at PJ's lack of sensitivity to the readers.

17. Launch into a long discussion of Elvish genealogy. Include an explanation of the different types of elves and their histories.

18. Form all plurals using -ses: ticketses, chairses, and usherses.

19. Bring Brillo pads to protest the lack of Scouring in this movie.

20. Exclaim loudly that something PJ did differently is just "a glitch in the matrix".

21. Shout "NO PIPPIN! DON"T TOUCH THAT!"

22. Root for the bad guys, laughing whenever one of the fellowship gets hurt, and sobbing hysterically when Sauron is defeated.

23.. After the show as you leave your seat, wonder loudly why Frodo didn't just Fed Ex the ring and have done with it.

24. Say "I don't get it. Why would a ring be able to do that? It doesn't make any sense. Oh wait! It's a MAGIC ring. That's what it was! Wow! Cool!."

25. After the show you ask out loud why Gandalf didn't just have one of the Eagles take Frodo to Mount Doom in the first place.

26. Sing the Tom Bombadil song and remark to your friends that you wish that segment had been left in.

27. Every time a new character manifests himself, whisper loudly to your friends, "okay, is he the Lord of the Rings?"

28. If anyone seems disappointed at the parts they left out, reply, "hey, at least it's better than that last Dungeons and Dragons movie."

Capt'n Midnight

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr.
Anderson."

Commissar

Those are excecellent. Couldn't stop laughing.

angelofdeath

3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says 'the ring'

im gonna do that, kinda like withnail and i eh? no even better ill wait till the trilogy comes out on dvd and watch them back to back while doing that:D

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr.
Anderson."

lmao, thats my favorite one:)

Dempsey

LOL @ 6 and 7.