Funny joke

SpankyFart · 2003-12-07 12:34:07

2 police men are standing outside a bar with a police dog. Suddenly a drunk comes out of the bar, walks to them and kneels down and looks at the dog's private parts. Then heads back into the bar. 2 minutes later another man comes outside and does the same and walks back in. So 1 of the officers says: "The next guy who does…

07-12-2003 12:34PM

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2 police men are standing outside a bar with a police dog. Suddenly a drunk comes out of the bar, walks to them and kneels down and looks at the dog's private parts. Then heads back into the bar.
2 minutes later another man comes outside and does the same and walks back in.
So 1 of the officers says:
"The next guy who does that is gonna get it."
So another 2 minutes later another guy comes out kneels down and looks at the dog's testies.
So the officer says:
"Oi mate! What the hell do you think you're doing?"
The guy says:
"Nothign sorry. It's just that everyone inside says theres a dog outside with 2 c.unts"

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#2 07-12-2003 02:50PM

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lol, liked it

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#3 07-12-2003 03:12PM

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haha pure class

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#4 07-12-2003 11:42PM

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lol

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#5 08-12-2003 12:55AM

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#6 08-12-2003 01:46AM

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nice one

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