Tallaght Girls

malico · 08-12-2003 3:05pm #1

1.What's the difference between a Tallaght Girl and Tallaght Man?
Tallaght Girls have higher sperm counts.

2.What's the difference between a Tallagh Girl and Bosco?
You can only get one hand up Bosco.

3.What's the difference between a Tallaght Girl and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it.

4.Whats the difference between a Tallaght Girl and a condom?
You only use a condom once.

5.What's the difference between getting piles and breaking off
an engagement with a Tallaght Girl?
When the piles clear up you get your ring back.

6.What's the difference between a Tallaght Girl and Lionel Ritchie?
Lionel Ritchie doesn't bleach his moustache.

7.What's the difference between a Tallaght Girl and a fish & chip shop?
You can't get crabs in a fish and chip shop.

8.What's the difference between a Tallaght Girl and a plate of spaghetti?
A plate of spaghetti moves when you eat it.

9.What's the difference between a Tallaght Girl and a supermarket trolley?
A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

10.What's the difference between a Tallaght Girl and a washing machine?
When you dump your load in a washing machine, it won't follow you
around saying "here youngfella gis another shot o' your mickeee", for
a week.

11.What's the difference between a Tallaght Girl and The Titanic?
Fewer people went down on the Titanic.

12.What's the difference between a Tallaght Girl and a carpenter?
A Tallaght Girl has longer nails.

13.What's the difference between a Tallaght Girl and a German Shepherd?
Sovereign jewelry.

Cake Fiend · 08-12-2003 3:23pm

Some are ok, but most are crap and sound as though you made them up yourself.

MrNuked · 08-12-2003 3:45pm

How does a Tallaght girl propose?

"sorry I'm late"

Töpher · 08-12-2003 4:17pm

I was smiling, untill I read that last joke of MrNuked's. No offence!

MrNuked · 08-12-2003 4:40pm

I was smiling, untill I read that last joke of MrNuked's. No offence!

Awww, did it confuse you a bit then?

bus77 · 08-12-2003 4:51pm

Originally posted by MrNuked
Awww, did it confuse you a bit then?

No, it prolly gave him a fright :eek:

Tyrrial · 08-12-2003 4:54pm

i'm very sorry.. but i did laugh...:)

Peace · 08-12-2003 5:00pm

A good laugh....my GF is from tallaght...emailed on!

Töpher · 08-12-2003 5:17pm

Originally posted by MrNuked
Awww, did it confuse you a bit then?

Nah.
Just can't imagine a Tallaght girl apologising for anything.
For some reason i just didn't lmao, maybe it's cuz I'm not well today! Lol

Lafortezza · 08-12-2003 5:22pm

Originally posted by malico

10.What's the difference between a Tallaght Girl and a washing machine?
When you dump your load in a washing machine, it won't follow you
around saying "here youngfella gis another shot o' your mickeee", for
a week.

haha, that one had me in stitches!

quank · 08-12-2003 7:15pm

decent i guess

Suaimhneach · 08-12-2003 8:57pm

I'm a Tallaght girl. And fortuantly none of those wonderful stigmas are attached to me.

There are nice parts of Tallaght too.

But you could replace Tallaght with Clondalkin or almost any other suburb in Ireland, and they'd still be funny.