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Tickle your wha'??

  • 09-12-2003 1:18pm
    #1
    Okie
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    Apologies if posted already, but here goes.....

    A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports
    for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a
    knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line
    throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains
    that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up putting the
    entire plant behind schedule.

    The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so
    the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line
    is so backed up that there are Elmos all over the floor and they're really
    beginning to pile up.

    At the end of the line stands the new employee. She has a roll of red
    plush fabric and a big bag of marbles.

    The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps
    it around two marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's
    legs.

    The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
    hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm
    sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "you misunderstood
    me yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles."


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