i ask, you answer.

AL][EN

A: nearly all the mods and most of the poster on after hours!!

Q: how many bones has a body got? (accompanyed by theme music from that cheesy milk add)

L4

Originally posted by AL][EN
A: nearly all the mods and most of the poster on after hours!!

Q: how many bones has a body got? (accompanyed by theme music from that cheesy milk add)

a: A childs got more bones than a grown ups got.

Q: Whould we be better off if we were still part of Britain?

MrNuked

"Britain" refers to the island so we were never a part of it unless you are talkng about back when it was all one supercontinent

Why do you post anti-student and anti-Irish remarks on a forum mainly used by Irish students?

L4

Originally posted by MrNuked
"Britain" refers to the island so we were never a part of it unless you are talkng about back when it was all one supercontinent

Why do you post anti-student and anti-Irish remarks on a forum mainly used by Irish students?

It's not Anti Irish. I'm Irish for heaven's sake. And I've little time for students.

A: Why do Paddys always think anything that is British is Anti-Irish?

MrNuked

It's anti-Irish to suggest it would be better if Ireland no longer existed as a state. You have far too much time for students. You spend loads of time giving out about them.
Why don't you try thinking of something to say before you start talking?

BoB_BoT

A: because he's obviously an angry little person that obviously has never being to college/uni or lived the life of a student based on his comments, either that or he's a rich kid that mammy and daddy paid for everything!

Q: How many moth balls can you fit i a standard size shoe (size 8) ? Not a boot or runner, but shoe.

{Dr Evil voice} One meeeeelion mothballs.....

now about that air, how often is it changed??

L4

I do think before I type (note: It's not talking).

Q: Am I anti-Irish If I want the best for the people of this Country? Does it make me anti-irish to suggest that anyone no matter what nationality is just as important as an Irish citizen? If so, well then shoot me for being the only non-racist here.

AL][EN

Originally posted by Man
{Dr Evil voice} One meeeeelion mothballs.....

now about that air, how often is it changed??

A: its changed by the trees once every 6.2 seconds (in between the time it takes them to take out the rubbish) - or are you looking for a serious answer (cos i dont actually know it)


Q: If i create a doomsday device capable of destroying everything in the universe do you reckon id get a good deal on ebay for it?

L4

a: Depends on your definition of a good deal

Q: Your a Mod, maybe you could answer a query of mine. Why have three of my threads been sabotaged by Monty the whatever? I could understand the first one. Students got narky, things got ugly, the second, I don't know, the last! For what?
If your going to be so picky, I'm sure you could categorize the other threads too.
Is he a student I have offended?

BoB_BoT

Originally posted by L4
a: Depends on your definition of a good deal

Q: Your a Mod, maybe you could answer a query of mine. Why have three of my threads been sabotaged by Monty the whatever? I could understand the first one. Students got narky, things got ugly, the second, I don't know, the last! For what?
If your going to be so picky, I'm sure you could categorize the other threads too.
Is he a student I have offended?

A: Take it up with Monty, you're probably pissing off someone...........
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?

The_Goose

Originally posted by L4
It's not Anti Irish. I'm Irish for heaven's sake. And I've little time for students.

A: Why do Paddys always think anything that is British is Anti-Irish?

why do british think of the nazi s when ye they think of the germans! cause they murdered raped pillaged! the english triaed to take over the world because they had more fire power and now they re so when people hate them, england was the old age nazi s! plain and simple!


cause it has a well built upper body!




Now who likes bovril?

Lukin Black

A. Cause 7 8 9 (boom boom)
A. I have no idea who likes it - never known anybody to own up to it.

Q. How can people listen to Westlife, I mean, seriously?

L4

Because they have no taste. Same lowlifes that listen to yer won Jamelia, I hate them all, and I bet they're former students.

Why do people abuse their power, for example, invade countrys, sabotage threads etc etc.

embee

A : Cos some people really like Westlife. Its that simple.

Q : Whats the capital of Nauru?

Sarky

A: N.

Q: Where's the beef?

embee

A : On the cow.

Q : Whats happened to MTV?

Krusty_Clown

A: Over there, between the potato salad, and the coleslaw.

Q: How many time will I have to endure 'Feed the World' on 2FM, before we hit the new year?

Sarky

A: None, assuming you take a crowbar to the radio.

Q: Hitler: Hot or not?

L4

It was over run by freshfaced students intending on 'improving' MTV.

Q: What happens if all the students fail their exams? All of them.

BoB_BoT

A: they'll retake them in the summer, plus if they quit college/uni we'll have a shortage in all job sectors so when you're seriously injured and you die because there were no doctors, nurses or pharmacists to issue your drugs you'll die.

Q: Why are you a smarmy git?

neoB

A: Only it, L4 knows.
Q: Why can't old school nintendo make a comeback?

Sarky

A: Because Mario actually died from kidney failure 7 years ago.

Q: If you're travelling in a car at the speed of light, what happens when you swith the headlights on?

monument

Originally posted by Sarky
A: Because Mario actually died from kidney failure 7 years ago.

Q: If you're travelling in a car at the speed of light, what happens when you swith the headlights on?

A: Apparently, you can't do such.

Q: What will be the Christmas No.1 computer game? (– need to bet on this.)

Sarky

A: The Sims- Extreme Bondage.

Q: How many fingers am I holding up?

mike65

None, you cheating b&$t&rd!

Why did'nt the chicken cross the road?

Mike.

fozzle

A. There was a fence in the way.

Q. Why is the guy next to me trying to read my screen?:mad:

Okie

A: 'Cos I wanna see what your typing!

Q: Where is the love?

Sarky

Q: Just a Google away.

A: WHY did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

fozzle

A. Micheal Jackson's bedroom
A. Because he suffer's from severe vertigo.

Q. Is it all an evil zionist conspiracy?

Damn, you edited!

Sarky

A: No, of course not! Oy vey, some people are too paranoid...

Q: Can you roll your tongue?

fozzle

A. Yes, but I prefer rolling other peoples'

Q. Star Trek is great, yes?

ur mentor

no its just startrek
Q how many minutes does it take to just barely hard boil an egg?

Big al

4 minutes

Q: should we shoot all drug addicts

LegacyUser

no silly

Q if i put a big pipe right through the earth, in one side and out the other and then jumped down it what would happen ?

BoB_BoT

A: You'd kill us all, plus the speed you would be going thought the pipe you would probably die, I can only imagine that you would speed up, then again you might slow down as you approach the center of the earth and melt.

Q: Why do people think they're being clever when they sponcer you a whole €0.25 and expect you to write it down on your sheet?

Space Coyote

A. Because when they were calculating in their head they misplaced the decimal point.

Q. What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?

angelofdeath

you die?

what moment of temporary insanity caused this thread to be conceived?

lili

Originally posted by angelofdeath
you die?

what moment of temporary insanity caused this thread to be conceived?

a moment of big boring i guess:D

why the english people like so much walking naked on the field during a football match?

woosaysdan

because they are fools (not english people just the lads who run onto the pitch)

lili

i see, at least they don't hurt people:p

how to do to stop a kitty cat jumping in a christmas tree? (mine is completly destroyed)

L4

I have the same problem lili.

Has it got a collar? Tie a peace of string to it and a chair or something, but not a radiator, it could burn itself trying to free the knot.
OR-
Give it the electric shock treatment. Everytime it goes for the tree, poke it with a cattle prod, but remember, turn the power to the lowest dial, or you got fried kitty.

Q: Do people with bad eating habits, know they have bad eating habits?

Villain

put a picture of a dog like Mary Harney on top.
Edit/
damn he got there before me
Edit

No they think there eating normally

How do you know when its time to stop shagging your ex

L4

When she wakes up.

Q: Do smelly people know they smell?

lili

black people say that white people smell dead body, so, i suppose it's a question of appreciation.

who is mary harney?

L4

A monster

Q: Black people say white people smell like what?

Okie

Ah shít, L4 got there before me, anyway....

A : This

is Mary Harney (An Tánaiste, Minister for Enterprise, Trade and Employment, Leader of the Progressive Democrats, and TD for Dublin Mid West.....*phew*)

A: Black people say white people smell like chicken

Q: What would you do if I sang out of tune?

lili

l4, dead body : people who are dead.

so, here is mary harney, indeed that could be an excellent way to scarry a cat, but i'm not so cruel, i will not do it:D

sang of out tune? means you sing without stopping?

L4

No it doesn't.


Black people think we smell like dead bodies? What!? But of course an smart answer to that would be racist.

What do black people smell like?

lili

i have no idea, i'm not a dog, i don't smell people when i meet them.

do you like this smiley : :rolleyes: ?