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blonde joke

  • 09-12-2003 6:20pm
    #1
    iggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,003 ✭✭✭


    > > > This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
    these
    > >blonde
    > > > jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she
    decides
    to
    > >show
    > > > her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is
    off at
    > > > work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms
    in
    the
    > > > house.
    > > >
    > > > The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
    down
    > to
    > > > the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells
    the
    > > > distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and
    finds
    > his
    > > > wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she
    is
    > >wearing
    > > > a parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and
    asks
    > her
    > > > if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She
    replies
    > >that
    > > > she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb,
    and
    she
    > > > wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she
    has a
    > > > parka over her leather jacket. She replies that she was reading
    the
    > > > directions on the paint can and they said....
    > > >
    > > > (scroll down)...
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS
    >


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