Guy at the Bar (Humour)

kelt0r · 10-12-2003 11:14pm #1

Guy at the bar goes for a piss, while he's pissing, in comes a black guy who whaps out a massive dong. The white guy asks him how he got it. The black guy says "Every night I tie a piece of cord round the bell end and pull it tight for five minutes". The white guy thanks him and leaves. The two meet up in the same toilets six months later. "How you doin' with the thingy?" says the black guy. "Excellent," says his new buddy, "look it's nearly all black."

Note this is not my joke

Zer0^ · 10-12-2003 11:44pm

:mad:

Töpher · 11-12-2003 12:08am

Pugsley · 11-12-2003 12:18am

Go away and bully some other forum readers

Mossy Monk · 11-12-2003 11:40am

hmmmmmmmmmm

not what i was expecting at all :mad: :mad:

AL][EN · 11-12-2003 12:09pm

General rule of thumb

if it aint funny DONT POST IT!!! :mad:

SpankyFart · 11-12-2003 1:54pm

pfff :mad:

Sangre · 11-12-2003 2:28pm

Lol, I thought it was good.

The_Goose · 11-12-2003 2:30pm

ah..........nah!

zAbbo · 11-12-2003 2:47pm

id like to show kelt0r my black cock, for the non funnies of this thread

angelofdeath · 11-12-2003 2:56pm

Originally posted by cableguy
Then why post it.

0/5 stars :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

well, how many of the jokes posted here are made up by the poster, eh?:rolleyes:

kelt0r · 11-12-2003 8:28pm

Originally posted by angelofdeath
well, how many of the jokes posted here are made up by the poster, eh?:rolleyes:

Thats a good point angelofdeath. Not many people post jokes that they made up themselfs at least I admitted it wasnt my joke.

Alien what are you on about if it aint funny dont post it? Ive read a lot worse on this Humour section so whats your problem? Im sorry if this joke didnt meet your standards Alien (Not)

bazH you'd like to show me your black cock for the non funnies of this thread? Ok... That should be a seperate thread for you since on roflmfao at your stupidiness.

I thought this section was to share jokes / humour oviously its not. Not to get offended by posting a joke

oeNeo · 11-12-2003 8:34pm

Originally posted by Sangre
Lol, I thought it was good.

Dit toe

5 4 u

echomadman · 11-12-2003 8:39pm

You PC boo-urnsers make me sick. i thought it was funny

kelt0r · 11-12-2003 8:42pm

Thanks,

Well maybe that joke is just ok after reading it a couple of times but at the start I thought it was very funny.

I rather the other joke I posted 'Born with Bullets'