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Buy Your Very Own Telecoms Regulator for only €12.99

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  • 11-12-2003 4:29pm
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    spongebob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,143 ✭✭✭


    Those nice folks in Lidl are doing a fantabulous special next week. For a more €12.99 (incl VAT) you can buy a state of the Art Irish Telecommunications Regulator that 'complies' with all EU directives (and there are stacks of them that bang on about "Functional Internet Access" aren't there lads). This device can also be deployed in Conjunction with a Fianna Fáil or PD politician for maximum effect.

    Built In Features Include:

    Lipservice Attachment
    Arrogant Attitude to the Consumer (the Who? aka the Wha?)
    Gimme My Company Car Now !
    Giant Fat Pensions at 50 , no need to wait.
    A Built In Belief that Ireland Is 'Competitive'
    State of the Art Communications Buzzword Regurgimatator
    "No Power" Features
    Hands Off Operation , especially when the Eircom catch is operated.
    A Terminal Inability to recognise its own Handiwork.

    A more detailed spec can be found Right Here . I must get there early because they will all be gone by lunchtime as usual.

    M


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    #2
    Occidental
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,315 ✭✭✭Occidental


    You've been out drinking at lunchtime again.


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    #3
    dahamsta
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭dahamsta


    Wrong URL Muck. It's here:

    http://www.lidl.ie@beecher.net/play/etain-lidl/

    adam


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    spongebob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,143 ✭✭✭spongebob


    Class Adam :D . Must redo my Sig


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    #5
    cgarvey
    Registered Users Posts: 3,886 ✭✭✭cgarvey


    lol adam, waaaaaay too much time !! Actually, muck, you're in that category too!!

    .cg


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    #6
    tribble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,478 ✭✭✭tribble


    You forgot the "0x01" in the URL to fool IE.


    tribble


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    bealtine
    Registered Users Posts: 4,051 ✭✭✭bealtine


    /me wipes coffee off monitor....


    buhahaha

    /me posts like that should come with a health warning:)


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    #8
    yellum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum


    Actually, Politics has their own satire subforum, why not one for IrelandOffline too ? A mix of Eircom Tribunal and Pix N' Mix.

    And now I can see the IOFFL mods getting all pissed off about a new IOFFl forum being created.

    The best satirical "works" could be used for campaigning purposes though.


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