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Conversation in lotus messenger today...
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12-12-2003 1:33pm#1A funny thing happened and then got out of hand in a conversation on work- chat today !! the names have been changed to preserve reputations.... wouldnt want them to think this would turn into a typical american Columbine Like shooting incident....
Joe Smith: doesnt look hopeful for getting off early tonight (",)
Steve Brown: how do you know?
Joe Smith: just what you said about len earlier this morning, telling the others theres no hope of getting off ealry.
Steve Brown: whats the reasoning?
Joe Smith: well if we cant get phil were screwed.... besides a night of counterstrike is starting to look more appealing than struggling home from dun laoghaire at 3am to nurse a hangover tomorrow
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Steve Brown: yeah, alot of ****ing hassle
Joe Smith: im in physio tomorrow morning at 9am, im starting to regret not going to next weeks one instead, it sounds more relaxed than this suit crap.
Steve Brown: well not so much suits - just the inconviences for everyone
Joe Smith: well yeah, but suits dont make it much better!! i should have rented that crushed velvet purple austin powers tux!
Steve Brown: the whole thing is obviously planned without any regard for any of the 'hands' that work here
Joe Smith: the powers that be dont give a f*ck about us
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Steve Brown: hockler and kesch mp5 time! (thats a gun)
Joe Smith: mp5 my ass... Commando PARA Arnie time!!
Steve Brown: rangers lead the way!
Steve Brown: i don't wanna be an airbourne ranger!
Steve Brown: green beret
Joe Smith: heh give me a sec for a lil story!
Steve Brown: this is lone wolf calling wolf den
Joe Smith: Without a word, the two troopers storm out of the lift, the putt putt of silenced mp5's mow down two staff in the corridoor, in sychronous movements Lone Wolf 1 opens the door as lone wolf two rolls a smoke grenade through into the offices follwed by a flash bomb, with a sharp crack and an ear splitting squeal the two grenades shatter the glass in office windows, Lone Wolf 1 calmy takes aim 'putt putt.... putt putt' and nails two staff members to the wall behind their desks, other staff scramble to cower behind their desks as lone wolf two pulls out a p90.... the safety clicks off... he raises the weapon at the fleeing masses.... 'dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka' bullets tear through partitions in powdery white puffs, red blood sprays everywhere as people are proppelled backwards against walls, through windows, over desks, Lone wolf 2 sees a few manage to get into the stair well, he calmly lobs a HE grenade in after them, the bang blows the door clean off its hinges and brief screams of pain are heard in the fire filled stairway.... a deathly silence falls on the office, the tinkle of metal is all that can be heard as the last empty cartridges fall to the floor.... lone wolf 1 lifts up his goggles, pulls his balaclava over his head and looks at lone wolf 2 "are you sure we were supposed to rescue hostages on 100 South circular road???" ..... Lone wolf 1 looks in surprise at his comrade... "awww **** man, i thought this was 100 NORTH circular road!!"
THE END
Steve Brown: ok......
Steve Brown: you need help....
Steve Brown: im not messaging you again.... ever.... goodbye... im not steve.... i dont know you.... who is this.....0
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