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This made me laugh

  • 14-12-2003 2:17am
    #1
    simu
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    What do you call a guy with a spade?








    Doug.






    What do you call a guy without a spade?







    Douglas.







    What do you call a guy without a spade you can't see?







    Douglas Hyde!


    Made up the third bit myself. Am I a comic genius or not?


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  • #2
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,013 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Maybe - What do you call a guy you can't see without a spade


  • #3
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    huh?


    oh btw, nice jokes :)


  • #4
    zAbbo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    Seem to remember these jokes doing thr rounds during the 80`s

    What do you call a guy with a seagull on his head?




    Cliff


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    what do you call a guy with one of these shíte name jokes?















    wanker


  • #6
    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    What do you call a guy who thrives on slagging off people online, and just being damn cruel to people when they don't deserve it?








    utility_




    bazH: Cliff :-)


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  • #7
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    very good:D


  • #8
    Berger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 474 ✭✭Berger


    A woman between 2 houses?

    Elaine

    A woman between 2 goal posts?

    Annette

    A man with a licence plate on his head?

    Reg

    A man with rabbits up his ass?

    Warren


  • #9
    Töpher
    Registered Users Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    Originally posted by Burger_Boy
    A man with rabbits up his ass?

    Warren

    :D:D:D


  • #10
    Liquorice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 849 ✭✭✭Liquorice


    What do you call a man who floats?

    Bob


  • #11
    Raz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭Raz


    A woman with one leg?

    Eileen

    A woman with no legs?

    Noleen


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  • #12
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    This is funny too - better if said with an English accent:

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?


    No idea.



    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?



    Still no idea.


  • #13
    Commissar
    Registered Users Posts: 354 ✭✭Commissar


    Originally posted by simu
    This is funny too - better if said with an English accent:

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?


    No idea.



    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?



    Still no idea.


    excellent:D :D


  • #14
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    funny stuff people. good work


  • #15
    Walter Ego
    Closed Accounts Posts: 329 ✭✭Walter Ego


    What do you call a man wearing a trenchcoat in a cemetery?

    Max Bygraves.

    I know, I know...


  • #16
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    What do you call a man wearing a trenchcoat in a cemetery? Max Bygraves.

    Yes! Up with this sort of thing!


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