Death Takes a Holiday

Walter Ego

I'm taking tomorrow off to do my Christmas shopping.
So if you must must commit suicide etc. could you hold on till Wednesday?
Thanks.

Rabies

ok.
please send you answers to wtf@wtf.com

Yavvy

indeed everyone knows that death does christmas shopping on the 8th of december with the rest of the culchies... :rolleyes:

Walter Ego

I've just checked my list.

Neither of you should get too interested in any new TV series...

Beruthiel

surely your apprentice Mort, can hold the fort

Yavvy

humph....mort is a wussie...he couldnt kill my granny

Walter Ego

Mort has been suspended for a week without pay after that Ozzy fiasco...

angelofdeath

any jobs going? im looking for work

Walter Ego

You could mind the shop tomorrow, I'll buy you something in Argos.

I like Argos, cos if some dies unexpectedly within the 14 days you can always bring the stuff back.

quank

okay....


What the HELLage are you guys talking abhoot?!??!?!?!

jebus
i thought i came in here to be entertained, but alas! i am just confuzzled

Capt'n Midnight

squeak...

EdBanger

SQUEEK!!

angelofdeath

death, the grim reaper you know, big guy bout yay high, wears black mostly, lovely bloke

BioHazRd

funniest tread to hit this board in aaaaaages

five stars for you

Bio

Capt'n Midnight

DEATH SMILES,"IS IT BECAUSE OF KITTENS I FEEL THIS WAY ?"

Töpher

Legend stuff.

The the question is, can anyone get Death a date?

Havelock

He better not be trying to be the Hogfather again. The choas that caused. And Susan is away in Klatch at the moment.

vibe666

i always thought Jack Skellington was death.

or is it a franchise now?

Jaden

Death's not on holliers you muppets, he's just shooting those IPA beers ads.

Yavvy

no no no ..he said hes gone shopping.. I for one am going off to kill myself, I wonder what happens if death is not there to whisk me off to nrivana ?

maybe I will end up being reincarnated as death and he will get fired....gift

ur mentor

if death is on hols, does this mean all the sickies are on double time?

L4

This is one of the weakest attempts at humour I have ever witnessed.

Capt'n Midnight

I've used up my sick days, so now I've got to call in dead, can I get a cert offa you ?

L4

I'm sorry but .....

This thread has been closed.


It doesn't belong in the humour section.

angelofdeath

Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
I've used up my sick days, so now I've got to call in dead, can I get a cert offa you ?

that'll be 10euro

Töpher

I'll do it for 5!

Walter Ego

Town was mad yesterday.
The queues were driving me mad so I went for a few scoops.
Ended up p*ssed as a granny's matress.
My head is killing me.
Ah well back to work.

Next please.

Yavvy

Originally posted by L4
I'm sorry but .....

This thread has been closed.


It doesn't belong in the humour section.

I dont know if anyone has told you yet L4 but your not a mod, this thread cannot be closed by you and in fact its still open.

This does belong in humour ...cause its funny

L4

I realise I'm not a Mod thank you.
Can I be a MOD? Of a spam related board on Boards.ie?
And no, this death takes a holiday thing is about as funny as
colonic irigation.

angelofdeath

you irigate your colon l4?

rabbitinlights

you irigate your colon l4?

Now thats funny..................