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Death Takes a Holiday

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭L4


    Why not? It's hygenic, but not funny.
    How childish of you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭Yavvy


    indeed and anyone who doesnt appricate childishness shouldnt be in humour..


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,013 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Originally posted by Silent Death
    I'm taking tomorrow off to do my Christmas shopping.
    So if you must must commit suicide etc. could you hold on till Wednesday?
    Thanks.

    "Sorry I didn't quite hear that as I've got some custard in my ear, what did you say your name was ?"
    ...
    "Ahhh .. Ok then - WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS ?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭L4


    HA HA HA ha ha humph cough cough splutter splutter sigh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 329 ✭✭Walter Ego


    Things are a bit slow just now.

    Thank God for re-incarnation.

    It's the only way I get any repeat business.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭L4


    Cringe.

    Do you tell these jokes to people in Pubs? While there taking a poo? Now that's just creepy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭Dont Ban Me


    Originally posted by L4
    Cringe.

    Do you tell these jokes to people in Pubs? While there taking a poo? Now that's just creepy.

    Does someone piss in your cornflakes every morning or something??? Take that rod outa ur butt and lighten up!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    Maybe he'd be happier with the rod in?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭L4


    Originally posted by Dont Ban Me
    Does someone piss in your cornflakes every morning or something??? Take that rod outa ur butt and lighten up!!


    I love you.;)


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