Break up lines...

malico · 15-12-2003 2:03pm #1

There allways comes a time in a ny relationship..... here's the best way to get it done!

Break Up Lines
"We need to have a serious chat..."
"Dear baby, welcome to Dumpsville, population: You."
"You have no more t-shirts I want to borrow."
"Ummm... I just realised something about my sexuality"
"Will you marry me?"
"What? We're a couple?"
"Hmmm.. I thought you'd be dead by now."
"I much prefer coffee"
"I've been feeling a bit strange lately."
"My religion has this thing against having sex with corpses."
"You just look better than me in my skirts."
"I was hoping we could just go back to being enemies......."
"Listen darling, I just wanted to **** you not ****ing marry you"
"I'm really sorry, hon. But either we break up, or one of us dies."
"I don't know how to explain it, but I think Snowy's allergic to you."
"My parents don't hate you as much as I hoped they would."
"I got what I want. Now leave."
"A friend of mine is really interested in me...."
"I don't fancy you anymore. Go away."
"Look, I'm just about sick of you, now wont you just **** off!"
"You have my permission to see other people if you want."
"I don't like obligations..."
"Look, hon, being with you is like babysitting."
"I can't see you anymore. I can't tell you why, but someday you'll understand. Please, just leave me alone. I know from the bottom of my black heart that I'm no good for you. I'm sure someday you'll find your Alabama. I picture you coming back home in a few months and passing me by on the street like you never knew me."
"Would it upset you terribly if we were just . . . FRIENDS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"You bore me."
"I've gotten all I can out of you. Leave me."
"I think your an embarrassment to me and the rest of humankind, ****ing hippie!"
"Uh, sorry, I thought I liked you, but I've just realised you irritate the living **** out of me. Sorry. Bye."
"Listen luv, after last night I finally got my eyes tested."
"By the way, we broke up. About two months ago. I forgot to tell you."
"I just get so bored after a while...."
"Look, this isn't working. It hasn't worked so far and I don't think it will, no matter how hard we work at it. I like you a lot, you're a great friend, but I don't want to marry you, you're suffocating me and I think we should call it quits."
"I think we need to have a talk about you and I.... You are aware that there is no You and I, right?"
"Commitment?... Wait, hold on, what 'relationship'?"
"It's not that i think you are becoming unattractive but....um... can you look the other way when i am talking to you."

"I'm not sure if I like you enough to continue this relationship."
"It's not like we are really going out anyways."

"We're not going out anymore! We're just friends!"

"Summer is over and so are you."

"I'd rather be single."

"Look, I'm not leaving because of me. I think that you are really gay, you just haven't had the opportunity. So here is the opportunity - I think you need this. I know you think you love me, but I don't think I'm your type."

"I'm just not ready for a relationship right now. You scare me."

"I'm leaving you. I don't want to get married, get a mortgage and I don't love you anymore, oh and I'm going tonight."

"I don't like who I am when I'm with you."

"You're not the person I thought you were...I just don't think were good together anymore."

"I was confused when I started going out with you, and I'm very sorry, but I don't want to be with you any more…I'm in love with another girl."

"You remind me of the sea...you make me sick."

"I'm not dumping you, and I'm not ending it, I just want to dissolve the relationship."

"You're the philosopher - you work it out!"

"You're the best one up until now, but you're just not successful and I don't know if I'd like you if you were successful anyway..."

"I function better as a single person".

"Um...I'm bored of you - you're dumped."

" I love spending time with you...I just don't like feeling like I have to spend time with you."

"Remember the last time we made love? Well, it WAS the last time, goodbye."

"It's not you, it's me."

"It's nobodys fault!"

"I need to find myself."

"It's just not working out."

"We've grown apart."

"We want different things."

"I don't think we should see each other anymore."

"I think we should go back to being friends."