Oh he's a lumber jack and he's OK

Capt'n Midnight

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1.
I'm a lumberjack
And I'm O.K.
I sleep all night
And I work all day.

He's a lumberjack
And he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And he works all day.

2.
I cut down trees
I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesday I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties He cuts down trees
He eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesday he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack
And he's O.K.
He sleeps at night
And he works all day.

3.
I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
Mounties He cuts down trees
He skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars.

He's a lumberjack
And he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And he works all day.

4.
I cut down trees
I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear Pappa.
Mounties He cuts down trees
He wears high heels
(spoken rather than sung)
Suspenders... and a bra?
That's shocking, etc.
That's rude... tuttut... tut tut...

(music runs down)

Pugsley

Lucky he didnt bring his kids andl eave them in the car......... however any1 that stupid shouldnt be allowed kids :rolleyes:

The_Goose

Delighted for the dumbass!:)

MrNuked

monty python sketch originally done by Michael Palin, with a firstly adoring then horrified Carol whatsername listening

AL][EN

Good old monty python, you cant beat the classic's

gobby

the pic is gas...

kmart6

lol very good:D

Wat ejet wud park his car near falling tree's

Capt'n Midnight

Originally posted by MrNuked
monty python sketch originally done by Michael Palin, with a firstly adoring then horrified Carol whatsername listening

Carol whatsername - Dear Santa, do you have anyting that looks like...

Cohiba

http://www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/lumberjk.mp3