the interview

swalsh · 17-12-2003 3:48pm #1

Sadly, Dave was born without ears, and though he proved to be
> > successful
> > > > > in business, his problem annoyed him greatly. One day he needed to
> > hire
> > >a
> > > > > new manager for his company, so he set up three interviews.
> > > > > The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and
> > was
> > > > > very interesting, but at the end of the interview, Dave asked him,
> > "Do
> > > > > you notice anything different about me?" "Why, yes, I couldn't
help
> > but
> > > > > notice that you have no ears,"came the reply. Dave did not
> > appreciate
> > >his
> > > > > honesty and threw him out of the office.
> > > > >
> > > > > The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better
than
> > the
> > > > > first guy. But he asked her the same question: "Do you notice
> > anything
> > > > > different about me?" "Well," she said stammering, "you have no
> > ears."
> > > > > Dave again got upset and chucked her out in a rage.
> > > > >
> > > > > The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch. He was
a
> > >young
> > > > > man who had recently earned his MBA. He was smart, he was handsome
> > and
> > >he
> > > > > seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together.
> > Dave
> > > > > was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same
> > question:
> > > > > "Do you notice anything different about me?" Much to his surprise,
> > the
> > > > > young man answered, "Yes, you wear contact lenses, don't you?"
Dave
> > was
> > > > > shocked and realized this was an incredibly observant person. "How
> > in
> > >the
> > > > > world did you know that?", he asked. The young man fell off his
> > chair
> > > > > laughing
> > > > > hysterically and replied "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses
> > with
> > no
> > > > > fuking ears!!"

got it in an email and couldn't be bothered wtih the editing to clean it up.....good joke all the same