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great joke could be a bit dirty for some

swalsh · 2003-12-17 14:55:27

For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job.There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son,…

17-12-2003 3:55pm

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swalsh

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For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His

father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is

$80,000 and your mother just lost her job.There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door

with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night

and heard you tell mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell

you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by

myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no ****ing bike!"

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#2 17-12-2003 3:57pm

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old, been posted before, but still a great joke:D

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#3 17-12-2003 4:12pm

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that was posted very recently. still good tho

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#4 17-12-2003 5:56pm

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made me smile!

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#5 17-12-2003 9:14pm

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hahaha
good good!

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#6 17-12-2003 10:06pm

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rofl,ahh very good don't care if it's old:D

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#7 18-12-2003 5:55pm

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oldie but a goodie

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