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Sick little american quaker....

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  • 15-01-2000 8:35pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭


    I've known this chap for around 2 years, and I always tought him to be sane - but just had this conversation with him.... eeep

    His name is not shown for protection

    so
    did I tell you about the time I spent in the mental ward

    <bubbles> rofl no

    man
    well.. this all started back in november
    I was going a count down to my 16th birthday
    cuz hey, dammit, your 16th birthday is like a milestone, an accomplishment, where you stand up and yell "Yeah, I lived to be 16!" and then you get your drivers liscense and die in a car wreck

    I didn't tell anyone what the countdown was about tho
    just "14 more days"
    to what Matt
    "14 more days.."
    my friends guessed it was my birthday.
    everyone else who thought I was a psychotic gun toting maniac guess I was going to bomb the school

    i think he could've gotten away with that if he'd have shaved his chest

    well days went by
    the count down kept going
    also, my webpage had been curculating arround school because they were doing an article about me for the year book "Not your average teen" and I had given them my web page address
    you familar with my page?
    the one titled HATE

    <bubbles> yah - keep going.......

    round about day 5 in the countdown, it all started to break down
    my page got to the principal
    plus the rumors about the bomb threat
    he knew, something must be done, so he could go to the media and be the hero, saying he stopped another collumbine from happening

    <bubbles> lol..... keep going

    called my dad into the office
    and broke his spirt
    showing him the "bad" parts of my page
    nevermind the page had NOTHING to do with the count down
    showing him the censored porn on the sex page
    telling my dad that he had censored it

    well then they brought me to the office
    they didn't ask me my story
    they suspended me
    and then turned the ball over to the police and let them run with it

    the police started their little "investigation"
    interviewing one young man who said someone
    and I am quoting here
    "wrote with bowel movement on the bathroom wall '4 days' "
    alright now
    1- I ain't that tallented
    2- I wans't there on day 4

    well, sunday the 21st
    the cops showed up to ask me my side of the story
    I said to them I'm not speaking with you until my lawyer is present
    the officer says "alright, we'll call at 4pm tomarrow to find out who he is, then set up a day to interview you"

    well
    it's the 22nd, monday
    4pm rolls arround
    guess who shows up
    why it's none other then our loveable friends from the keokuk police department and the lee county sheriff's office
    they came with a court order, to have me committed to the University of Iowa Hospital in Iowa City
    gee guys, a stay in a mental ward, just what I wanted for my birthday, you shouldn't have

    it's the 23rd
    my birthday
    sweet 16 my ass

    I meet with my psychiatrists. I say "You know, today is my birthday, I hope I get cake."
    One Dr. Responds, "Oh, and what will happen if you don't get cake?"
    He was hoping I'd say: "Well, I guess I'll have to kill every ****er in this building until I do."
    But instead I said: "Oh, well... I guess I won't get cake"

    Meanwhile, back at the Bat Cave.

    some 200 students show up absent to school on my birthday
    and I hope every one of them enjoyed my birthday vacation, because I had to suffer for them to get it

    I was there till the following monday, Nov 29
    that was the date of my hearing on weither or not I was "severely mentally impaired and a possible harm to myself or others"

    let me tell you man
    You have not witnessed insanity until you have seen mental patients try to assemble a 600 piece christmas puzzle.

    you haven't heard anything yet

    while I was in the ward, they extended my suspension, so when I got out of the ward I couldn't return to school
    but they're not done yet
    Nov. 30 we get a letter from our good friends at the school
    saying they want to expel me

    the doctors said I show skitzoid personality traits
    not skitzophrenia, but a personality disorder
    and I don't have the disorder, I just have some traits
    so, in short, I'm fine, it was just the only **** they could pin on me
    one of the traits was antisocialism
    well, I got together with about 20 of my good friends, and talked them into coming to the hearing to testify that im a non violent guy and they knew it was my birthday

    We show up at 7pm, on Monday.
    By the time we've left, it's 1:30am Tuesday.
    Wasting all that time to determine a fate of a boy, which had already been decided before I got there.
    Indeed, the shortest straw has been pulled for me.
    And several other straws just to make sure it was infact, the shortest.

    Nevermind their case was lies and hearsay
    Nevermind the testimony from my friends and family.
    Nevermind the document stating I am not mentally ill.
    We're facing the school board here, and to not expel me would be saying they were wrong.

    so
    in short
    I get to sleep in until August

    Also, terms of my reinstatement are that I undergo an evaluation from a psycharatrist of their chosing.
    Uhm, how can I put this... NO!
    I have already been evaluated by three doctors, who found me sane, and I am NOT undergoing another evaluation, espicaly not by a doctor of THEIR chosing.

    well
    they may have won this battle
    but I'll be damned if I'm going to lose this war

    Feb. 7 is the date for the hearing to appeal my expulsion
    and the hearing is at the Iowa State Court, against a Judge, where their rumors and hear say evidence dosen't hold up

    <bubbles> make a level in quake of your town and go around blowing everyone up

    I intend to

    <bubbles> good lad

    <bubbles> I don’t think I should be talking to you smile.gif



    [This message has been edited by bubbles (edited 15-01-2000).]


Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    hahahahaha roflol!!!
    only in America....

    [Insert cool quote here]
    Play GLminesweeper!
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭2040


    same thing happened to me just the other day...

    -=20-40=-
    2040 Quake|2040 Home



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 45 Cr^sH


    that cant be true!


  • Registered Users Posts: 486 ✭✭acous


    inspiring...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 768 ✭✭✭SHADOW


    FFS.. smile.gif

    The Shadow



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭davoc


    lol..
    smile.gif


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    Is that the longest post ever?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Asuka


    nah not the longest - some of the humour lists were longer... possibly the funniest ... and maybe the saddest tongue.gif
    the american in question was Hobbes! oh no wait he doesnt go to school... smile.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭El_Presidente


    It makes you wonder is that big Ocean of water between us and them really eneogh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    Obviously not el_pres. They are affecting ure spelling *eneogh* smile.gif


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Baz_


    Well that's the second funniest post I've ever read, (Koopa is a camel being the funniest).

    Good work bubbles



    bye for now
    Baz


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    ROFL smile.gif

    Btw, I'm not American tongue.gif I just live here.

    sounds true enough based on some people I've met here. Best one I met over here offered to exorcise my machine after the monitor blew (they were deadly serious). They reckoned it was an evil spirit sent to me over the net. sunglasses.gif



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,039 ✭✭✭Vorosha


    Sad... not the Americans... you!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭Canaboid


    Good 'ol USA. Going to hell in a handcart as they might say themselves.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭Lemmy


    Could somebody possibly repost the Koopa is a camel being topic ,sounds interesting......


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭Monty - the one and only


    LOL....thats funny


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