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Thems is jokes

L4 · 2003-12-18 14:47:39

Why did the student cross the road? Because his Mommy was there with E400 pocket money. Knock Knock! Who's there? Student! Student Who? Student layabout sponger Paddy Irish Man, Paddy English Man & Paddy Student layout Man were standing at a bus stop. P Irish Man was waiting for a bus to the pub where he would spend all…

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Why did the student cross the road?
Because his Mommy was there with E400 pocket money.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Student!
Student Who?
Student layabout sponger

Paddy Irish Man, Paddy English Man & Paddy Student layout Man
were standing at a bus stop. P Irish Man was waiting for a bus to
the pub where he would spend all day drinking and then come home
and beat his dog, P English Man was waiting for a bus to bring him
to a Football match where he would throw darts at Children, and
paddy Student layabout was waiting for a handout....

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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#2 18-12-2003 3:55pm

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Originally posted by L4
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Student!
Student Who?
Student layabout sponger

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Either I'm missing something or that is completely lame

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#3 18-12-2003 4:03pm

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Oh, I'm sorry. Are you a student?

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#4 18-12-2003 4:20pm

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Looks to me like he made these "jokes" up himself in an attempt to get a rise out of any students

I could comment but ide only be sinking to your level and you'd beat me with experience

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#5 18-12-2003 4:21pm

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L4 has a problem (deep rooted psychological be my guess) with students. Don't mind him.

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#6 18-12-2003 4:24pm

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L4 your the only joke here, and Quiet a funny one at that, o how I laugh.

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#7 18-12-2003 4:26pm

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Originally posted by Commissar

Either I'm missing something or that is completely lame

Lame

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#8 18-12-2003 4:33pm

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Oh come on guys!! Where's your sense of humour?

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#9 18-12-2003 4:37pm

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Originally posted by L4
Oh come on guys!! Where's your sense of humour?

i think mine is broken, as i'm a student i can get daddy to buy me a new one:rolleyes:

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#10 18-12-2003 4:51pm

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Hardy har. There's the sense of humour I was looking for.
Well done.

What do you call an unemployed adult who reads book?
A Student.....

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#11 18-12-2003 4:57pm

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Fred?

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#12 18-12-2003 5:01pm

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I'd guess that "someone" got rejected from college and is bitter at the world over it!! How pathetic! :rolleyes:

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#13 18-12-2003 5:06pm

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Originally posted by L4

Paddy Irish Man, Paddy English Man & Paddy Student layout Man
were standing at a bus stop. P Irish Man was waiting for a bus to
the pub where he would spend all day drinking and then come home
and beat his dog, P English Man was waiting for a bus to bring him
to a Football match where he would throw darts at Children, and
paddy Student layabout was waiting for a handout....

That one made me laugh... class. Not the actual punch line but the Paddy Irish man beating his dog bit. Sorry.

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#14 18-12-2003 6:51pm

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How sad,how very very sad:(

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#15 18-12-2003 7:04pm

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Originally posted by Dont Ban Me
I'd guess that "someone" got rejected from college and is bitter at the world over it!! How pathetic! :rolleyes:

prolly never made it into college

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#16 18-12-2003 9:13pm

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Na he's probably just a recent graduate with an arts degree and realises he's got to work now and is jealous of his previous existance...

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#17 19-12-2003 2:38am

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seeing as its an arts degree we'll probably find him in macdonalds...
the made up jokes sucked by the way.

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#18 19-12-2003 4:39am

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It's because I have a sense of humour that I didn't find those jokes funny .... they are just piss poor.

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#19 19-12-2003 9:48am

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You guys have no taste.

Whats the difference between a secondary school student & a college student?

More hair - less spots....:p

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#20 19-12-2003 11:09am

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What's the differance between L4 and a plank?
nothing :rolleyes:

L4 seems to have a deep resentment towards anyone who goes to collage. You must just hate me then...

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#21 19-12-2003 11:12am

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Nonsense. I love you, I love you all, Happy Christmas everybody.

What do you get if you cross a student with a rash?

An Itchy bum.

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#22 19-12-2003 11:17am

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Underneath it all I think the guy has a sense of humour however warped.

Nevertherless I am looking for forward to an upgrade to L5 or at least L4 Ver 2.0.

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#23 19-12-2003 11:35am

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Interesting now that you say that SD.
But I am the finished article. There shall never be an upgrade, too dangerous.

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#24 19-12-2003 11:41am

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Originally posted by kmart6
How sad,how very very sad:(

Ye know what I think is sad kmart6? People who spend all their time replying to posts on the humour board with "ROFL" and "LOL" in an attempt to increase their post count.

Like this...

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#25 19-12-2003 11:45am

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And here was me expecting a link to some thread where Kmart6 would be posting LOLs etc. Your link doesn't work Doctor.
However I like the cut of your jib. You don't follow the crowd like d'uthers.

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#26 19-12-2003 11:48am

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** warning **

There have been unconfirmed reports of a level 4 troll operating on this thread.

Remember, lets be careful out there.

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#27 19-12-2003 11:55am

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We best stock up on better joke then.

*Opens big book of jokes, deep in his mind*

What did the arts student say to the computer science student?
"Would you like fries with that? Sir"

Oh, arts students, you are so easy to take the piss out of.

Whats an arts degree useful for after graduation?
A beer mat

There is millions of them (Used to date an Arts student)

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#28 19-12-2003 12:02pm

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Originally posted by L4
And here was me expecting a link to some thread where Kmart6 would be posting LOLs etc. Your link doesn't work Doctor.
However I like the cut of your jib. You don't follow the crowd like d'uthers.

The link does work, that's exactly what it shows... the numerous posts where kmart6 is replying with "rofl, very good" and the like.

People that do this should be banned from boards IMO.

** warning **

There have been unconfirmed reports of a level 4 troll operating on this thread.

Remember, lets be careful out there

I hope you're not referring to me? I'm serious. Like a fox.

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#29 19-12-2003 12:03pm

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Why the fudge do you think I'm an Arts student!! Your having a larf matie!!

What's the difference between Arts Students and Jazz fans.

Nothing, they're both imbeciles who believe they have good taste.

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#30 19-12-2003 12:24pm

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Don't think your an Art student, they can't tell jokes...:rolleyes:
No point on just picking on students, Arts students tell jokes about Computer Application Students, Who tell jokes about English Lit Students, who tell jokes about Arts Students. Its how the world works.

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#31 19-12-2003 12:43pm

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Yeah, but I tell jokes about ALL Students..
Yezzer all de same.

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