Adventures wanted to brave the Perils of Dragon Mountain

Commissar

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.......:mad:
I've missed my chance now that you have seven players. Oh well, your loss (:p )
Still though if some body ever drops out I would love to play on with a new or even existing character.
I look forward to actually reading the story as it unfolds.:D

Sarky

I've had a habit of dying horribly in D&D games, Commissar, so if anything happens me, feel free to avenge my death...:)

Havelock

Did the bard need to tell an adult?

Mamuk "Da Dozy" Ironjaw,
Barbarian Warrior, bid old war axe welding mad frothing snoring hero.

Nevyn

ok ok I did say 8 at a pinch and going on the fact you managed to contribuat a lot ot the sla game you shall go to the ball er em I mean dragon mountain but
sorry you shall have to be a female druid if your ok with
that Cominisar send a name for her and sny back ground ideas

Commissar

If you are sure that you could deal with eight then yes and thanks a million.
I think I'll call my dear druidess Polly.

And you don't have to worry about my playing with a female character; been there, done that and seduction's my middle name.:p

Specky

Well dear, you've no need to worry about me peeking up your dirty habit...

A druid in a dress, whatever next...can I borrow your eye liner?

Sarky

Nothing like a druid to bring the harmony of nature to a group.

That, and flame strikes.

Ok, all together now!

"Oh, we're all off to Dragain mountain,
We're all off to kick some butt,
We have some elves, it's true,
Halflings, humans, half-orcs too,
So off to Dragon Mountain we will strut!"

*prepares to be murdered on the first night in the first inn...*

Sarky

Hmm, personality disorders seem "in".

I shall have a voice in my head. Or maybe two. They will occasionally tell me to burn things.

Raphael

Oh great, AN OTHER looney. I dont know what we will do here, how about you fungor?

Sarky

Me air-harps to "Hey Nonny Nonny I Love You"...

Maybe the voices are a bad idea. One sane person should be present, if only for a reference point for everyon else.

Raphael

I think havelock is sane, just very sleepy

Sarky

"Mamuk Ironjaw, he was sleepy,
He was so very tired,
He fell asleep
In Zhentil Keep
And nasty things transpired!"

Raphael

Fungor likes your music strange man with invisible harp!

Squall

Silence you bumbling idiots. By the ever watchful eye of Helm I swear I will cleanse that mountain of its evil denizens and know this, stray not from the path of good lest my righteous fury be met upon yee.

Now wake up Orc. Put away that harp bard............and that makeup. Let us set out in the name of the great protector.

Specky

ooo..he's so masterful isn't he?...and look at those muscles...gather up your chattles girls it looks like we're off to the party

MarVeL

Quiet peons I am attempting to gather my mystical enegies

:-)

Specky

Don't get a tangle in your tights deary...my tummy's in a bit of a turmoil too, not sure if it's the thought of going up the mountain or the thought of all these hunky adventurers and the tents we'll be sharing...

Commissar

Ooooooooooooooooh myyyyyyyyyyyy Gaaaaahd. With so much testerosterone being thrown about we'll all be men by the time we reach Dragon Mountain.

Nevyn

ok ok alright already you will get chars very verysoon

and we will be on theroad hopefully by next week

Sarky

*Strums a few chords of that old favourite, Onne Thee Roade Once More...*

Ah, nothing like the life of a bard. Every night a different crowd, a different song, a different innkeeper's daught- Um, yes, the variety of the travelling bard. Oh yes.

AL][EN

/me keeps his hands in his pockets trying not to eye the valuables left around the room,

cant i just say that if stuff goes missing i want to say here and now "It wasnt me"

Specky

Well it's better you keep your hands in your own pockets than in someone else's dear....sigh....or that's what I've discovered anyway....

Raphael

ARG!!!!!!

Where is Fungor!!!


HE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!!!!!!!!!

AL][EN

/me whistles

wha?? it wasnt me? i swear i distenctly remember a troll came this way while you were all sleep and kidnapped him but im not surprised if you get a ransom note for his safe return!!

Raphael

Return My rodent to me, or i shall sick the orc on you...............

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Ok, when he WAKES UP I'll sick him him on you!

AL][EN

I really have no idea what your talking about, im innocent, im an aproprater of lost goods, a finder of mislaid objects, a collector no more no less.

really tho im pulling your chain i have no idea where your rat is, it wouldnt even fetch a good price at the market what would i want with something like that,

Raphael

HE IS A RABBIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*notices a short piece of rabbit ear protruding from elronds satchel*


FUNGOR!!!!!!!!!!!!

AL][EN

Oh my god will you look at that, /me chuckles nervously
he must have just crept in there while we were all asleep i didnt know that was YOUR rabbit were in a forest for gods sake it could have been any rabbit
here you go take it back sorry about the confusion there squire wont happen again

Raphael

It better not........

*Glares at elron*

Specky

Oooo look at me wave this stick....swish.....ooo look at it go...swish.....

...swish....

this is fun....swish....

sigh


.....swish.....