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Adventures wanted to brave the Perils of Dragon Mountain

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    #92
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    DRAMA!

    /me strums eerie sustained chord...


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    #93
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    SORRY sorry I just cant do it the level of silliness has just
    caused Panic ( but as it is merely plain panic and not sheer panic nor utter panic I should recover ).

    you are all nuts the lot of ye


    char sheets will be ready by tomottow eve


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    #94
    Squall
    Registered Users Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Squall


    "What?, a blessed voice from the heavens"

    "Sheets that decide our very makeup...........no not that kind elf, truly the work of the Gods"


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    #95
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *Performs a blessed hymn on his kazoo*


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    #96
    AL][EN
    Registered Users Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    /me eyes sarky's Kazoo and does a quick calcuation in his head how much it would it would go for in the markets,

    then decides Nah its not worth it there's better profit in robbing dead people


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    #97
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    But just about as much chance of them finding out and chasing you, if I've learned anything... :)


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    #98
    AL][EN
    Registered Users Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    but what does a zombie want with his gold pouch thats what i want to know. thats why i have better uses for it than a zombie ever would.

    like wenching....... and drinking


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    #99
    Specky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 914 ✭✭✭Specky


    ...........I never said a word about blowing anyone's kazzoo.....


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    #100
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Really? I think we'll get along just fine. With my face and your lockpicks... ;)


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    #101
    AL][EN
    Registered Users Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    i like it, you distract em i rob em blind we split the profits 50 - 50, you have a deal my son,


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    #102
    AL][EN
    Registered Users Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    Originally posted by Specky
    ...........I never said a word about blowing anyone's kazzoo.....


    hey now less of that, them's fighting words


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    #103
    Specky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 914 ✭✭✭Specky


    I only wrestle in blancmange.....and my wrestling thong...


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    #104
    AL][EN
    Registered Users Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    whew for a second there i though you were going to say wrestle in mud!!


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    #105
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Halfling thongs?

    Surely a line has been well and truly crossed?


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    #106
    AL][EN
    Registered Users Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    the line has been sofar crossed thats its now a dot on the horizian


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    #107
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    No, wait, that's just a bit of dirt on my monacle. Admit it, you nicked the line! and you didn't split it with me!


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    #108
    AL][EN
    Registered Users Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    i was gonna honest, gimme a break im new to this whole sha.... to this shar...... this S...H...A...R...I...N...G thing, i'll show you where ive hidden the line once the rest of them have gone to sleep.


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    #109
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    FUNGOR NEVER SLEEPS!

    And i sleep marginnally less than that!


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    #110
    Specky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 914 ✭✭✭Specky


    I have specially imported thongs....made from troll's dental floss...not very comfortable but boy do they keep the old Kaiber clean....


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    #111
    AL][EN
    Registered Users Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    ok ok ok let me state here and now for the record that i will try my VERY best not to pinch anything from the party but i've been for some help and it appears that ive beaten my anger problem only to discover that im a cleptomanaic i have a note and prescription from ye ole doctor to prove it too

    /me shakes loo roll around in front of the party

    whoops sorry here it is

    /me produces doctors cert


    see see


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    #112
    Specky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 914 ✭✭✭Specky


    I spent 6 months under a physiotherapist once, my back's never been the same since...


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    #113
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Tch, a good healing spell will cure what ails ya. I don't hold with this fizz-ee-oh-thera-pee. That's dabbling in science!


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    #114
    AL][EN
    Registered Users Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    yea but knowing him if you try to lay your "healing hands" on him he'll get the wrong idea totally


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    #115
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Then we find a weapon that heals people who get hit with it. If, by any stroke of luck, we find a cache of such weapons, we can turn halfling polo into a fully fledged sport!

    *pictures hobbits flying through the air after being hit by a large mallet...*

    Sigh...


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    #116
    Specky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 914 ✭✭✭Specky


    lay on your hands??

    Oooo you naughty boy! I know what that's all about! Lay on your hand for half an hour and your arm goes numb...then it feels like someone else is polishing the old broadsword....! The things you get up to all alone in your tent!!


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    #117
    tank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭tank


    Sorry i dont think i'll be able to play dragon mountain at the moment. my life's turned upside down at the mo with christmas and new years n all. I'll be playing SLA though if i get more time later on in the year can i join then?


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    #118
    AL][EN
    Registered Users Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    I dont see why not tho all the games seem to be at a stand still atm.

    SLA im trying to drag kicking and screaming back into the lime light (oooo i have such nasty plans for you all too god it would be a shame not to see it out)


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    #119
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *plays another song to pass the time...*


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    #120
    AL][EN
    Registered Users Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    *glares around the room at the group*

    *wonders to himself "i wonder how much i could get for jaffers rat and the bard's musical instrument... i bet slasher could do me a good deal down at the beggars guild there always hungry they'll eat anything.......*

    *shakes head*

    stop stop stop. no there'll be plenty of loot once we get to dragon mountain enough for me to live like a king.

    *smiles at the group and gives his best dell boy smils and wanders off to find a deck of cards to play with*


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    #121
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    *glares at AL][EN as if knowing he called fungor a rat again*


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