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Boys Vs Girls

  • 22-12-2003 8:53pm
    #1
    sci0x
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    Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade
    girls house. One day he is carrying a football, and he stops to taunt
    thelittle girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football?
    Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!"The little girl runs in the
    house crying and tells her mother about the encounter.
    She runs out and buys the girl a football.The next day the boy is
    riding
    home on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah
    na nah na
    nah". The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See this
    bike?
    This is a
    boys bike, and girls can't have them!"Next day, the boy comes by
    and
    the
    little girl is riding a new boys bike.Now he is really mad.
    So he drops his pants, points at his private parts,and says "You
    see
    THIS?
    Only BOYS have these and your mother can't go buy you one!" The
    next
    day as
    he passes the house he asks the little girl "Well, what do you have
    to say
    NOW?"

    So she pulls up her dress, points to her private part and says "My
    mother
    told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of
    THOSE as I
    want!
    >


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