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Money...

  • 30-12-2003 1:12am
    #1
    sci0x
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,319 ✭✭✭


    MONEY....

    It can buy a House
    But not a Home

    It can buy a Bed
    But not Sleep

    It can buy a Clock
    But not Time

    It can buy a Book
    But not Knowledge

    It can buy a Position
    But not Respect

    It can buy Medicine
    But not Health

    It can buy Blood
    But not Life

    It can buy Sex
    But not Love

    Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.
    I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
    and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...


    So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

    I ACCEPT CASH, MONEY ORDERS,
    PERSONAL CHECKS, CASHIERS CHECKS,
    BAGS OF GOLD, BARS OF PLATINUM, ETC.
    PLEASE: NO CHILDREN AS PAYMENTS.
    THEY WILL BE RETURNED.


Comments

  • #2
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    sciOx,

    Money is the root of all evil, are you the Devil?.

    P.:ninja:


  • #3
    Töpher
    Registered Users Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    There's no address to send my money to! I think you are suffering for me already! Great job dude! :)

    Lol :D


  • #4
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,013 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Originally posted by Paddy20
    Money is the root of all evil, are you the Devil?.

    Actually it's the LOVE of money that is the root of all evi.

    so blame love :D


  • #5
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    OK, maybe 'sciOx' is a Devil who just 'loves'! money ?:dunno:

    P.:ninja:


  • #6
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Can I eb a devil too, i need money...... :)


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  • #7
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    lol,very good


  • #8
    sci0x
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,319 ✭✭✭sci0x


    Ye all seem to think this is some sort of joke :confused:.

    I spose the best way to give me the money is transfer to my bank account. So PM me for me Bank a/c number and Sort code and we can sort everything out.


  • #9
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    Yep!. He is the 'Devil' incarnate.

    P.:ninja:


  • #10
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    lol
    very good


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