Jokes that will send us to hell

Agent Smith

whats the meanest, crudest joke you know
(not race one you raisist's!)

whats the best this about christmas,

being able to shout CHRISTmas infront of a priest and get away with it.



( is that better?

passive

*waves hands desperately trying to get his attention*

no...bad agent. edit edit....good boy.

it'd be a shame to see you banned...which you most definately will be if a mod sees that

Dont be at yourself

Gah, you had to go and warn him, didn't you!

passive

thats acceptable...

and this is really just a clever plan of mine to increase my post count...muaha...
by being a good citizen of course

Agent Smith

sure it is.......



"cough,splutter,Liar,splutter"....



lol


keep the joke's coming

phaxx

Originally posted by agent smith
whats the best this about christmas,
being able to shout CHRISTmas infront of a priest and get away with it.
/B]

And get away with it? Like, how? Not be struck down by a bolt of lightning sort of thing?

Oh my.

Agent Smith

it could happen,


look at monty python

Pugsley

And we all know how well Monty Python is based on real life events.

MarkR

This is a bad one... Turn away now.

{snip}


*hides*

No point hiding - youre banned

Bio

Antisocialiser

Its an old one but a goodie

Two sars particles walking down the street and one of them says "i could murder a ****ing chinese"

BioHazRd

I dont like the direction that this thread is going - locked

MarkR banned for a week for that "Joke" - it is in very poor taste. I had heard this one ages ago, and was just waiting for someone to post it, and sure enough, it happened :rolleyes:

Agent Smith - please read the charter, these type of threads / posts are not allowed. You are lucky I didnt see your post before you edited it, as by the sound of it, it would have got you banned too.

Bio