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who is god

Kazu · 2004-01-03 21:15:13

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" "Both son, both." "Daddy, does God love children?" "Yes son, he loves all children." The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson…

03-01-2004 10:15pm

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Kazu

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A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."

After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both." "Daddy, does God love children?"

"Yes son, he loves all children."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

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#2 03-01-2004 11:09pm

Big Ears

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this was posted very recently.

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#3 03-01-2004 11:36pm

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Still made me laugh tho!

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#4 04-01-2004 12:49am

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probably the first micheal jackson joke i heard in my life
brings back memories of primary school though *wipes tear away*

mohkay joke

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#5 04-01-2004 1:15am

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Seen that too many times:(

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