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before a plane crash

  • 03-01-2004 10:19pm
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    Kazu
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    There were these three women sitting on a plane, the captain announced that the plane was going to crash. The woman on the end of the row got out all her money and laid it out in front of her.

    The other two said "What are you doing?"

    She replied, "They always find the richest first."

    The second woman got out all her makeup and started to tart herself up. The other two women asked "What are you doing?"

    She replied, "They always find the prettiest first."

    Now the woman sitting closest to the window was a black woman, she took off all her clothes and sat with her legs wide open in the chair showing off her pussy. The other two asked her,

    "What the hell are you doing?"

    She replied, "They always find the black box first."


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