If you could make a horror film

Senor_Fudge

If you could make a horror film and were sent packing with a budget, crew and access to the necessary cast and locations , basically everything but a plot
What would it be about?

Mine'd be about
THE EVIL MUCKER UNDEAD

These guys would produce this ultra high concentrate poteen and when drank would labotomise the victim and make them crave for fast food and the soft flesh of the living
Id have the FCA cast as sandbags and me and another social deviants on the rampage vs the hordes of undead GAA men

Boberto

It would be something unique....

We'd have some dumb teenagers at a costume party and a killer in disguise... He will kill them all one by one except for the main character who happens to be played by a known actress.. He will chase her up the stairs and will nearly kill her but she will stab him quickly.. but not before he tells her she is his 2nd cousin...

What?? :P

Senor_Fudge

what an inovative idea here have a star

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Creature

Lots of zombies, lots of automatic weapons, lots of blood packs.


That is all.

Oh and a crazy guy who goes over the edge, you gotta have one of those.

Capt'n Midnight

Title says it all.

The return of the mutant zombie flesh-eating ninja chickens from Mars.

Senor_Fudge

i love it i love it if only i was Ed wood to make this masterpiece

Creature

Bah everybody knows mutant chickens come from Venus.



Three words : Radioactive Samurais Pluto.

mike65

Lesbian Vampires from Hell! Starring Julie Strain and Liz Hurley mmmmm sounds good. No plot, who needs one?

Mike.

Creature

There's never a need for a plot when there are lesbian vampires involved.

Capt'n Midnight

Originally posted by mike65
Lesbian Vampires from Hell! Starring Julie Strain and Liz Hurley mmmmm sounds good. No plot, who needs one?

Mike.

Thats a good plan - nearly as good as Plan 9 from outer space.

I reckon you'd need some unknown eastern european / indian women to give it a bit of autnenticity. The actresses would be cheaper than real stars and would be selected for their eh em talents..

Capt'n Midnight

Originally posted by Creature
Bah everybody knows mutant chickens come from Venus.

Small 6K
Staring- Zappo the dog
Medium size 73K http://www.mameworld.net/retroview/scans/games/attack_of_mutant_zombie_spec.jpg
Large 341KB http://tzxvault.retrogames.com/Spectrum/Images/AttackOfTheMutantZombieFleshEatingChickensFromMarsAdvert.jpg

Creature

Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
Small 6K
Staring- Zappo the dog
Medium size 73K http://www.mameworld.net/retroview/scans/games/attack_of_mutant_zombie_spec.jpg
Large 341KB http://tzxvault.retrogames.com/Spectrum/Images/AttackOfTheMutantZombieFleshEatingChickensFromMarsAdvert.jpg

So I see the mutant zombie chickens from Venus got to you too. Its all part of their insidious plot to convice people they're from Mars rather than Venus.

Senor_Fudge

i have a confession i am actually a zombie mutant chicken