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Random Jokes

  • 05-01-2004 12:43am
    #1
    Stormfox1020
    Closed Accounts Posts: 833 ✭✭✭


    1. Why do they call PMS, PMS?

    Cus Mad Cow Diesease was already taken

    2. Whats the defintion of a welsh Leisure Center?

    4 Sheep tied to a pole

    3. What Has 100 Balls and ****s rabbits?

    A shotgun

    4. How can you tell if a redneck is married?

    There are Tobacco spit stains on both sides of the Truck

    5. How many lawyer jokes are there?

    Three...the rest are all true.

    6.Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?

    They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.

    7. A Boy walked in on his parents while they were having sex and the next
    day asks his mom why they were doing it and the mother responds its gives me
    babies. The next night the boy see's his mom giving the dad a blowjob and the
    next day asks his mum what does a that give you, and the mother responds it gives me jewellery dear.

    8. Whats the difference between a wife and a job?

    After 10 years the Job still sucks

    9.What do you call an honest lawyer?

    An Oxymoron

    10. How are crabs and osama bin laden alike?

    They both annoy bush


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