Hallmark Cards !!

skittishkitten · 06-01-2004 2:08pm #1

Check the Dysfunctional Section of your Hallmark Store to find these cards...

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, Someone to
Love. After meeting you.....(inside card) - I changed
my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life.....(inside card) - Never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.....(inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.....(inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry.....(inside card) - Someone other than you.

6. Happy birthday! You look great for your age.....(inside card) - Almost life-like!

7. When we were together, You said you'd die for me.....(inside card) Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time.....(inside card) - What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you.....(inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.....(inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.....(inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday.....(inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia).

14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder.....(inside card) - What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day!.....(inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

Nolimits · 06-01-2004 2:30pm

Originally posted by skittishkitten
Check the Dysfunctional Section of your Hallmark Store to find these cards...

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.....(inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

Thats a good one, ive already used it.