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Making Love

  • 06-01-2004 06:14PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭


    The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina
    love with my girl-a-friend, I go down and gently
    tickle the back of her knees.
    She floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy".
    The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah
    'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend Ah
    kiss all ze way down her body and zen
    Ah lick ze soles of her feet with mah tongue and
    she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".
    The Irishman says, "Dat's nottin'. When Oi've
    finished sh*ggin'me bord, I get out of da bed, walk
    over to d'window and wipe me knob on da curtain. She
    hits da fockin' roof.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    Haha! :D Very good!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    Gud one:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 917 ✭✭✭carbonkid


    yar:D ....twas very funny!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,529 ✭✭✭✭Dempsey


    LOL:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    ROFL :p:p:p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,173 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    ROFL

    Thats class:D :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 60,245 ✭✭✭✭unkel


    Heard that one years ago and had completely forgotten :D

    "Make no mistake. The days of the internal combustion engine are definitely numbered" - Quentin Willson, 1997



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    LOL
    good


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭SpankyFart


    A classic :D


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