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what did the THE SWEDISH CHEF say?

  • 07-01-2004 8:28pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭


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    what did the THE SWEDISH CHEF say?

    Øder tis moodle in der noggin tu smacken der ouchey und vinger-slingers ur to smacken-backen und fix de morkin, yøobetcha!

    what did the THE SWEDISH CHEF say? 17 votes

    The colored noodle that you used to smack my head really hurt and I'm thinking of smacking you back to fix that, you betcha!
    0% 0 votes
    Other than this brain in my head, I have no other tools to take the grapes off the vine and smash them up!
    47% 8 votes
    I want to fix the head of the turkey that I smacked this morning, oh yes I do!
    17% 3 votes
    The lump on my head this morning hurts, and I didn't even have fun last night!
    35% 6 votes


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,608 ✭✭✭✭sceptre


    I don't remember the chef ever using the word "noggin"

    Bork Bork.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭phaxx


    Hooooby joobly goobly. *bashes sceptre on the head with wooden spoon*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 195 ✭✭evie


    Hurdy gurdy
    That was all the sense I could make of it!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,550 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    It's actually a mix of Swedish and German - a double pass on http://intertran.tranexp.com/ soon sorted it out.
    the tis moodle close by painstaking tu smacken the ouchey and wing trainer pious proportionately smacken hillocks and fixed they morkin yobetcha!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭Sandi


    Originally posted by evie
    Hurdy gurdy
    That was all the sense I could make of it!

    Yep! Same here! Or something fairly close to that


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Panda


    eh, i dont rem him having a "catch phrase" if thats what you mean,
    it always depended on what he was cooking, didnt it?

    the one that stuck in my head was when he made the chocolate mousse....
    /runs off to find a swedish chef site....


    http://www.twinpines.nl/chef/English/index.htm

    for some reason i couldnt listen to the sound clips coz of stupid college restrictions, but its all there, clips of him in action and theres even a page on the site to translate words into how he would say it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,890 ✭✭✭embee


    who the feck was the swedish chef? I dont recognise him...........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Panda


    aww,

    depends what age u are,
    he was in the muppet show,
    go to the link that i supplied, and look at the video clips.

    even if u havnt seen him before they're funny as hell. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 565 ✭✭✭commuterised


    i always thought he said,

    flur de flur de flur de flur de flur quick quick bit

    de chickky in de basket

    that's all i can remember


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