Ali G's Facts of the Period !!

UnrealQueen

THE FACTS OF THE PERIOD ACCORDING TO ALI G BOOYAKASHA! CHECK DIS!!!


NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW DIS BUT AN IMPORTANT DIFERENCE
BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN IZ SUMFIN CALLED "DA MENTAL
CYCLE" OR AS DOCTORS CALL IT, "HAVIN DE PAINTERS IN".
BUT NO MATTER WOT NAME U GIVES IT, IT STILL CAUSES
TERRIBLE PAIN AND SUFFERIN AND IT AINT VERY PLEASANT
FOR WOMEN EIVER.

1)SO HOW OFTEN DOES IT OCCUR?
WELL, LADIES GET DA "RED WEDGE" ONCE EVERY 3 WEEKS,
THO SOMETIMES MORE OFTEN. ME JULIE FOR HEXAMPLE TELLS
ME SHE HAS GOT IT AT LEAST A COUPLE OF TIMES A WEEK.

2)WHY DO THEY HAPPEN?
MEDIKLY, WOT 'APPENS IZ HACTUALLY VERY SIMPLE. DER IZ
A CLOCK DAT TICKS AROUND IN HER MUFF , WHEN IT GETS TO
"HER TIME" DA EGG DAT SHE HAS BEEN FRYIN IN HER AVIARY
DROPS OUT OF HER PUNANI.

3)CAN YOU HAVE INTERCOURSE DURIN' MENSTURATION?>
PEOPLE FINK DAT YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WHEN YOUR LADY
HAS "ARSENAL PLAYIN' AT HOME". DIS IS NOT TRUE - YOU
CAN, BUT JUST NOT WIV HER.

4)IN FACT U CAN TURN DE SITUATION TO YA ADVANTAGE AND
TO SHOW HOW CONSIDERATE AND LUVIN' YOU IZ , SUGGEST TO
HER DAT U DO IT UP DA BATTY

Töpher

Hahahahahaha! Can't not love it!

muffen

That was well good )

Already email to my standard jokes email list

Kazu

lol:


A CLOCK DAT TICKS AROUND IN HER MUFF


what Bo Selecta would say




A CLOCK DAT TICKS AROUND IN HER MINGE

Dempsey

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
3)CAN YOU HAVE INTERCOURSE DURIN' MENSTURATION?>
PEOPLE FINK DAT YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WHEN YOUR LADY
HAS "ARSENAL PLAYIN' AT HOME". DIS IS NOT TRUE - YOU
CAN, BUT JUST NOT WIV HER.

Its class but that bit is fair funny..:D

quank

mehmeh
always hated ali g:ninja: