Ladies Room

Kazu

gentleman had a serious problem. He had made several attempts to get
>into
> >the men's restroom, but found it to be occupied. A lady noticed that he
>was
> >walking funny, taking small steps, and with a look of pain and anxiety on
> >his face. "Sir," she said, "the ladies restroom is unoccupied. You may use
> >it if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He was
>about
> >to pop, and would have promised anything, so he agreed to her terms.
> >
> > The relief was pure joy, and as he sat there, savoring the feeling, he
> >noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Three white buttons were
> >identified by the letters: WW, WA, and PP, and there was one red button
> >labeled ATR. Who would really know if he touched them?
> >
> >He couldn't just sit there and resist a challenge like this, so he pushed
> >the WW button.
> >Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. Such a nice feeling came
>over
> >him.
> >The men's restroom didn't have nice things like this. Anticipating even
> >greater pleasure, he pressed the WA button. Warm Air replaced the warm
> >water, wafted and swirled about, gently drying his underside. He knew what
> >he was going to do when the warm air stopped, and without hesitation, he
> >pressed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom, adding a
> >fragrant scent of spring flowers to his unbelievable pleasure. The ladies
> >room was far more than a restroom; it was a place of tender loving
>pleasure!
> >He could hardly wait for the powder puff to quit. When it did, he pushed
> >what he knew was going to be the ultimate joy!...
> >
> >He knew he was in the hospital as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse was
> >staring down at him with a smirk on her face. "What happened? How did I
>get
> >here? The last thing I remember, I was in the ladies restroom!"
> >
> >"You pushed too many buttons," replied the nurse, as her smirk expanded to
>a
> >grin.
> >
> > "That last button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis
>is
> >under your pillow."

Dempsey

Aaaargh. LOL:D Good one Kazu.

quank

LOL

i always knew the womens bathroom had something special...