Blondes

Kazu

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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become
detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policema says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile." Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture

for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect,
how would you recognize him?" The second blonde giggles, flips her hair
and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!? Of
course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of
his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and
in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize
him?" He quickly adds" . . . think hard before giving me a stupid
answer." The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,
"Hmmmm . . . the suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is
surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the
suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer . . .
wait here for a few minutes while I check his file, and I'll get back to
you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the
suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on
his face. "Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact
wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute
observation?"

"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular
glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.

quank

not great :dunno:

Capt'n Midnight

Nice lateral(sic) thinking..

And it's one that hasn't been posted recently...

Walter Ego

"Dumb blonde jokes don't offend me. I know I'm not dumb and I'm not blonde" Dolly Parton