Phone call

Kazu

Hi honey, this is Daddy... Is your Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy.
She's up stairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
Brief pause.
Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Oh yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy right now."
"Uh, OK then...."
Daddy says, "...here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?"
"Well Mommy got all scared, jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and fell downstairs and she's not moving anymore."
"I'm sorry you had to see that, honey. What about 'Uncle Frank'?"
"He jumped out the back window into the swimming
pool...but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water for winter, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and he's not moving
either."

A long pause.
Daddy says,
"Swimming pool??? Is this 597-7039?"

babyhack

that would make a class TV ad dont know what for but would be super funny to see on a screen

quank

read it many a time but still funny

kmart6

lol,thats class:D