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Lucky Frog

  • 11-01-2004 2:13am
    #1
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭


    A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
    He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the
    green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,
    "Ribbit. 9 Iron"
    The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
    "Ribbit. 9 Iron."
    He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his
    other club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
    Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.
    He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be
    a lucky frog, eh?"
    The frog reply's "Ribbit. Lucky frog."
    The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
    "What do you think frog?"the man asks.
    "Ribbit. 3 wood."
    The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is
    befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the
    man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,
    "OK where to next?"
    The frog reply, "Ribbit. Las Vegas."
    They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"
    The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."
    Upon approaching the roulette table,the man asks, "What do you think
    I should bet?"
    The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6."
    Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game,
    the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back
    across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room
    in the hotel.
    He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you,
    You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
    The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me."
    He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves
    it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
    "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."


Comments

  • #2
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    heehee made me s****** :)


  • #3
    Pugsley
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    lol :o


  • #4
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    rofl,thats class:D :D


  • #5
    Töpher
    Registered Users Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    hehe! :D


  • #6
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Prefer the original version (abridged)
    Once upon a time this man rescued a frog and took it home and cleaned it and took it in to his bed to keep it warm and was shocked to find it's turned into a 12 year old boy next morning. And thus rests the case for the defense.

    The other story is too implausable ...


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