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Gay Baby

  • 11-01-2004 3:04am
    #1
    UnrealQueen
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    Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.
    Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the gays' delight, she points out the happy child as theirs.
    "Isn't it wonderful?" Brad exclaims. "All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy."

    The nurse says, "He's happy now, ... but just wait until we take the soother out of his ass."


Comments

  • #2
    Exit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,267 ✭✭✭Exit


    I just pissed myself laughing. No, really.


  • #3
    Töpher
    Registered Users Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    Mwahahahahaha! :) Class


  • #4
    kmart6
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    ROFL thats brill:D :D


  • #5
    Fabritzo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭Fabritzo


    Nope, don't like it. Not a dinner table joke anyway.


  • #6
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    i have dinner with my tv :)

    okay joke though


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  • #7
    Boberto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 353 ✭✭Boberto


    Got a laugh out of me :)


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