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Rectal Thermometer

UnrealQueen · 2004-01-11 02:12:07

A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some a**hole's got my pen."

11-01-2004 3:12am

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UnrealQueen

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A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it.
Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said,
"Well that's great, just great... some a**hole's got my pen."

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#2 11-01-2004 10:07am

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Harsh...... :eek:

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#3 11-01-2004 2:02pm

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rofl,vulger,vulger but good

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#4 11-01-2004 2:14pm

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Very nice!

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#5 11-01-2004 4:05pm

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ewwww

theres such things as rectal thermometers :puke:

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#6 12-01-2004 11:21am

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lol, That smiley came in just good quank *thumbs up*

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#7 12-01-2004 12:21pm

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very good

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#8 12-01-2004 12:33pm

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lol:D
That's brilliant.

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#9 12-01-2004 12:39pm

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ha ha ha thats some good sh*t

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#10 13-01-2004 1:00am

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